I’d understand the sheer ineptitude on display here and the failure to even appear to know what that silly American sport is supposed to look like if we were talking football, but PSG’s players can’t even mimic basketball right? These dudes are out here celebrating lay ups as if they were windmill dunks, and look more comfortable using their hands to gesticulate at the ref for not calling a foul than corralling a simple rebound.

(Not Zlatan, though. He knows the way to get by without being good: play at half-speed, don’t overextend yourself, and only shoot when you know you’ll score. Smart man.)