What you missed while playing with your Keith Richards action figure ...
• NBA: And just for the hell of it, you get a technical for reading this. Jazz 100, Warriors 87.
• MLB: Randy Johnson pitches six gem-like innings, is then placed back into the plastic container to prevent spoilage. Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 0.
• NHL: The Red Wings win, quack quack, quack quack.