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			<title><![CDATA[Read Former Utah Jazz Center Mark Eaton's Screenplay: Riding the Bench]]></title>
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Everyone believes they have a screenplay in them. Your mom, your unemployed uncle, and anyone else who has ever watched a movie. Including 7'4 former Utah Jazz Center Mark Eaton. But most of these screenplays never see the light of day, which is fortunate. Not so with the first eight pages of Eaton's opus, <a href="http://www.crazyparkite.com/pdfs/RidingtheBench.pdf">Riding the Bench</a>. You need to read this script, it will change your life. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5045396/read-former-utah-jazz-center-mark-eatons-screenplay-riding-the-bench" title="Click here to read more about Read Former Utah Jazz Center Mark Eaton's Screenplay: Riding the Bench">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:00:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some Casting Director Has Their Work Cut Out For Them]]></title>
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Apparently, <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/ryan-leaf/the-ryan-leaf-movie-will-probably-be-just-like-brians-song-222426.php">they'll make a movie about damn near anyone</a> these days.  The latest athlete to get the big screen treatment is spectacularly-bearded former Jazz center Mark Eaton.  <a href="http://nba.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/27/the-mark-eaton-story-coming-soon-to-a-theater-near-you/">Eaton will be the subject of a film</a> by <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1936553/">Stacy Dymalski</a> that will probably not be entitled, "What's Eatin' Mark Eaton?"				<a href="http://deadspin.com/224586/some-casting-director-has-their-work-cut-out-for-them" title="Click here to read more about Some Casting Director Has Their Work Cut Out For Them">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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