Two women wearing hot dog hats caught the lens of the Fox Sports San Diego camera during the fifth inning of the Yasiel Puig Show and why not? Ladies wearing phalluses Dodger Dogs on their heads at a baseball game is as American as apple pie.

Mark Grant—perhaps excited about the hot dog heads, perhaps wistful for his old playing days—noted that he "crushed two of those last night after the game." To which Enberg deadpanned, "That's right—oh, the hot dogs. Yeah, you crushed those."

"Ketchup, mustard, onions. Mm!"

That is exactly how those 30 seconds played out.

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