This is distressing. Mark Sanchez has created one of those StarbucksDrakeHands videos. The StarbucksDrakeHands videos are parodies of one dude's attempt at wooing some woman he met at his place of employment, which is Starbucks. There is a Drake song playing. He does something weird with his hands. StarbucksDrakeHands. It is awkward and awful and it became an internet thing. Enter Sanchize.
You gotta give the guy credit for having a sense of humor at least but Mark...Mark, don't. Please.