Deadspin: Mark Sanchez

Excited Woman At Super Bowl Parade Tells Reporter She Can't Wait To See Mark Sanchez

Dom Cosentino — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:10:00 EST

This young lady appears to be a Giants fan, but she unwittingly speaks for Jets fans everywhere. [Flopping Out] More »

Let The Jets' Mutiny Against Mark Sanchez Begin

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:45:00 EST

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. More »

Four Players Since Week 10 Have Won Defensive Player Of The Week After Facing The Jets

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:00:00 EST

The Daily News points out a common thread in one of the NFL's weekly awards: More »

Today In Insane Sentences: Rex Ryan Tells Stephen A. Smith That Peyton Manning Won't Replace Mark Sanchez

Sports Radio Interviews — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:40:05 EST

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Coach stays positive on the Sanchize. More »

Mark Sanchez And Kate Upton Are Allegedly Humping

Jack Dickey — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:40:00 EST

Mark Sanchez may have fumbled on Sunday, but he isn't fumbling in his personal life, reports the New York Post: More »

The Dejected Faces Of Mark Sanchez

Conor Hastings — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 10:35:11 EST

The great battle for AFC East supremacy last night turned into somewhat of a Patriots blowout and a game that was not all that much fun to watch. The one thing that did bring great joy was the body language of Mark Sanchez, whose moods ranged from misery to dejection to bike-pedaling, sisyphean existential despair. That video is above; a video of the plays that caused many of these moods is below: More »

The Jets-Bills Game, In One Flinching Sanchez And One Steamrolled Bison

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:20:05 EST

Mark Sanchez is not a wide receiver. He is a quarterback, a celebrity, a franchise, a patron of the arts, a deviant, and a pitchman, but he's not a wide receiver. So when he lined up wide in the wildcat (and as for why the Jets were running the wildcat up 16 with three minutes left, your guess is as good as mine), Drayton Florence took the opportunity to put the fear of god in a man without blockers for once in his life. More »

Low-Budget Pitbull Imitator Produces Nauseating "Do The Mark Sanchez" Video

Jack Dickey — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:10:00 EDT

There aren't too many lyrics here, other than "do the Mark Sanchez," and "heart of a champion," so it's hard to dispute their words with statistical evidence. (Of note: the call-and-response here is "Who's number one?" "We number one!" But "we" could really be the Jets or the performers.) Mark Sanchez isn't good, but they don't really claim that he is. Also, "the Mark Sanchez," a bent-arm point skyward that closely resembles the Soulja Boy, is not a move that Mark Sanchez ever performs on the field. If they wanted to more closely mimic Sanchez's physicality, they'd be better off imitating a check-down on third and long. More »

Mark Sanchez, Joe Flacco, And The Franchise Quarterback Con

Jack Dickey — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:10:00 EDT

There was a moment during last night's Jets-Ravens game—a wacky, interminable affair that had so many turnovers, penalties, and replay reviews that one would have been better off watching baseball for crisp play—when it became clear that Joe Flacco and Mark Sanchez are running the NFL's most successful con. Flacco sack-fumbled in his own territory, and then, on the next play, Sanchez threw a pick-six. More »

A Homemade Infographic Explaining How Badly Mark Sanchez Played Last Night

Tom Scocca — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 13:13:43 EDT

Here's a breakdown of the 235 yards Mark Sanchez produced in Baltimore, as he powered the Ravens past his own New York Jets. More »

It's Your Weekly Mark Sanchez Lowlight Reel! Featuring Appearances By Joe Flacco

Conor Hastings — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 08:50:00 EDT

The ineptness at the quarterback position last night was, in a word, staggering. Mark Sanchez—this year's king of the lowlight reel—fumbled four times and threw an interception, while Flacco fumbled once and threw an interception as well. Together, the two completed just 21 of 66 passes. If you spent your Sunday night watching this mess, I'm sorry—but if you somehow avoided it, then here it is all at once. More »

Let's Watch Mark Sanchez Get His Face Put Back Together

Dom Cosentino — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:25:56 EDT

Over and over and over again. [Larry Brown Sports] More »

Watch Luke McCown And Mark Sanchez Take Quarterback Ineptitude To New Heights

Conor Hastings — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 16:35:00 EDT

If you wanted to watch two NFL quarterbacks at the top of their craft doing battle, the Jets-Jaguars game was not for you. If, instead, you were looking for failure begetting failure, Mark Sanchez and Luke McCown delivered. More »

Behold This Bumbling Romo-Sanchez Lowlight Reel

Conor Hastings — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:35:00 EDT

It was never clear last night just which quarterback would throw away the game for his team: Tony Romo or Mark Sanchez. In the end it was Romo, who fumbled twice and threw the ball away to Darrelle Revis (Sanchez also threw a pick and fumbled the ball away) to help the Jets set up a game-winning field goal in the fourth quarter. We considered setting this reel to a standard blooper soundtrack, but it probably would have been redundant. More »

Here's Another NFL Preseason Photobomb

Brian Hickey — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 10:30:00 EDT

Say hi to Nick Mangold, who made a shot of Mark Sanchez getting interviewed all about him during the Jets/Bengals preseason game last Sunday. (H/T The Chive, via JayGlas12) More »

Oh, Look. Mark Sanchez Is Shirtless In GQ Again.

Dom Cosentino — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:14:20 EDT

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Your morning roundup for Aug. 15, the day after we learned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have moved on to a life of crime. Photo via GQ. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »

Rex Ryan Couldn't Wait To Boost And/Or Undermine Mark Sanchez

Tom Scocca — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:29:30 EDT

There's going to be football after all, which means there will be the New York Jets, which means it's time for people to start worrying and wondering about Mark Sanchez again. What can we expect this year from the young fellow who inherited the title of "New York football hero," scare quotes very much included, from Eli Manning? No sooner had the lockout ended than Rex Ryan was robo-calling New York Jets' season-ticket holders to inspire them for the season ahead. The Star-Ledger transcribed the coach's message: More »

Mark Sanchez's Childhood Best Friend, Now A Jet, Was Once A Horrible, Malevolent Teenager

Jack Dickey — Mon, 02 May 2011 14:10:00 EDT

On Saturday, the Jets drafted Scotty McKnight, a wide receiver from Colorado, in the seventh round, in large part because Mark Sanchez spoke highly of McKnight. The two have been friends since age 9. More »

Mark Sanchez Talks About Getting Caught In An Elevator, 17-Year-Old Girl

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:05:00 EDT

Presented Without Comment: Mark Sanchez To Receive USC's Young Alumni Merit Award

Emma Carmichael — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:45:00 EST

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will receive the USC Alumni Association's inaugural Young Alumni Merit Award at a ceremony in Los Angeles on April 30. More »

The Somewhat Romantic Story Of Mark Sanchez And A 17-Year-Old Girl

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:40:52 EST

This is a story about a famous quarterback's courtship of a 17-year-old girl and the girl's conflicting emotions about fame. No one committed any crimes, as far as we know. It's perfectly legal for the New York Jets' Mark Sanchez to date a 17-year-old girl. He can do it in Manhattan. He can do it at his home on a North Jersey golf course. She's legal. This story has stormy nights and 2 a.m. text messages and cute photographs and mean professional gossips and very angry lawyers, which is to say it's a story about love. More »

Mark Sanchez's 17-Year-Old Lady Friend Has Found A Lawyer

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 16:45:00 EST

So we've been working on a story the last couple weeks about Mark Sanchez's romancing of a 17-year-old girl. She reached out to us first and agreed to cooperate. Then she didn't. Then she did again. Now, of course, her lawyer has contacted us. More »

Mark Sanchez And The Phantom Booger

Sports Radio Interviews — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:00:00 EST

Yep, Mark Sanchez Really Used Mark Brunell Like A Snot Rag

Brian Hickey — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:19:00 EST

Why No One Remembers The Mark Sanchez Rape Case

Emma Carmichael — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:55:44 EST

A friend sent me an e-card this week. It's a woman spraying a can of Mace into the air, and the caption reads, "I can't wait to see what strategic defense the Jets use against a gigantic rapist." More »

Of Course The Kid Who Cries Blood Is A Jets Fan

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:40:00 EST

17-year-old Calvino Inman has spontaneously bled from his eyes and nose for the past two years. He also owns a Mark Sanchez jersey. Coincidence? More »

Mark Sanchez Fined For Body Language

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:00:00 EDT

The first victim of a policy he instituted, Sanchez was fined for non-verbally blaming a teammate for a practice mistake. Mark Brunell pockets the cash. I think Brunell isn't actually an employee, and he's just living on fines and buffet scraps. [Star-Ledger] More »

Because He Can, Bear Grylls Jumps Onto A Moving Helicopter And Calls It An Alley-Oop

Emma Carmichael — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:30:52 EDT

Bear Grylls is doing a three-part series of short videos for Degree Men deodorant in which Mark Messier "coaches" him through challenges from professional athletes. In the latest installment, Kevin Durant tells him to do a heli-oop. So he does. More »

The One Where Mark Sanchez Unconstipates Himself With A Spoon

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:15:27 EDT

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. (PHOTO: via Bart Hubbuch's Twitter) More »

Let's Talk Football For A Second

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 19:35:00 EDT

Quite the game tonight. Division leaders vs. an early contender trying to stay in the thick of things. A QB returning to the team he failed to save, then disappointed. Yup, plenty of reasons to watch this one. More »

The One Where Mark Sanchez Has A New Miami Waitress

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 29 May 2010 11:45:00 EDT

Poise'n: (April15th) So I know the proud father of Sanchez's new flavor of the week. He was showing me cell phone pics of the two the other day. She's a waitress named Lindsey Hughes who works at Club LIV in Miami [GQPhotoshoot] More »

The One Where Mark Sanchez Goes To A Graduation Party Tonight

A.J. Daulerio — Sat, 29 May 2010 11:40:00 EDT

Where The Poise is:Mark Sanchez is in the bay area visiting one of "Football's Fabulous Females" and is supposed to join her for a graduation party at The Saddle Rack in Fremont, CA on Saturday night, 5/29...Requesting anonymity. (GQPhotoshoot) More »

Who’s Stupid Enough To Fall For A Mark Sanchez April Fool’s Prank? Take A Wild Guess

Drew Magary — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:10:57 EDT

Remember how I said yesterday that people have become immune to online April Fool's jokes? Well, I should have left STUPID people out of that stance, like Jason McIntyre and the New York Post. More »

Mark Sanchez Is The Future Of Home Entertainment

David Matthews — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:55:00 EST

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This photo is begging for some mischievous editing. Or maybe just hilarious captions. Please note that jokes about his future being bright enough to warrant wearing sunglasses will be ignored. More »

Mark Sanchez Graduates From Poise To Chutzpah

Tommy Craggs — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:15:16 EST

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Mark Sanchez Is The New JaMarcus Russell, Only Worse

Tommy Craggs — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:45:18 EST

Vince Verhei draws an intriguing comparison. JaMarcus Russell, 2008-09: 198-for-368, 2,423 yards, 13 TDs. Mark Sanchez, 2009-10: 196-for-364, 2,444 yards, 12 TDs. The difference? Sanchez threw more picks. And only six people thought to mention Russell's "poise." Six. More »

Cum On Feel The Poise

Tommy Craggs — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:50:33 EST

Mark Sanchez threw for 100 yards and a pick yesterday, but he also managed not to light himself on fire or dance the hoochie coochie at midfield, so once again everyone has termed his performance — sigh — poised. More »

The Jets Win The Weekend

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:40:41 EST

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the New York Jets, who somehow keep winning games they shouldn't even be playing in. How are they not blowing it? More »

Stories That Don't Suck: Joe Willie, Drug Hysteria, Blago Agonistes, And I'm With CarCar

Tommy Craggs — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:50:28 EST

Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime — that I urge you to read for one reason or another. Send any suggestions to craggs@deadspin.com. More »

Poise To Men

Tommy Craggs — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:00:43 EST

Mark Sanchez went 12-for-15 and threw for 182 yards in his first playoff victory, and because at no point during the game did he chuck the ball into the Ohio or crap himself, he was deemed a model of poise. More »