<![CDATA[Deadspin: Marques Slocum]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Marques Slocum]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/marques slocum http://deadspin.com/tag/marques slocum <![CDATA[Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Marques Slocum's F—k Lion]]> Presenting the final 2008 inductee to The Deadspin Hall Of Fame ... Marques Slocum's Fuck Lion. Final tally: 78.1 percent. Once again — for the third consecutive year — Barbaro has fallen short. Here are his numbers for the last three years: 2006: 31.1 percent. 2007: 74.6 percent. 2008: 73.7 percent. The voters continue to make Barbaro wait. Anyway, congratulations to all Hall of Famers. To recap, here are the current members of the Deadspin Hall of Fame, with their year of election: 2006 Carl Monday Kyle Orton Clinton Portis Run You Stupid Fucking Dinosaur, Run Renee Thomas And Angela Keathley Viking Sex Boat You're With Me, Leather 2007 Ned 2008 Buzz Bissinger Will Leitch Isiah Thomas Marques Slocum's Fuck Lion Way to go, all. See you next year. (Plaque by the engaged Jim Cooke.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5041955&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Marques Slocum's F—k Lion]]> Because we all really must be reminded of the genius that is the Fuck Lion, allow me to, once again, give the exact quote from Marques Slocum's brilliant Facebook page self-interrogation.
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me Who do you admire most? My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive When do you plan on getting married? it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
Sadly, Slocum is no longer a member of the Michigan Wolverines, which means this might be the one honor left that he has a chance at earning. It might be all he has. But yeah, still: I'm totally getting that fuck lion. But is he a Hall of Famer? Seventy five percent is the threshold for induction. Vote below: Polls will be open until next Monday afternoon. Vote like the wind. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038817&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[SHOTY First Round: Isiah Thomas Vs. Marques Slocum]]> We come, AT LAST, to the end of the first round of SHOTY voting. Yes, it's taken a while; just be glad we have 16 competitors, rather than 64. We would have had to start in June. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=330784&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Marques Slocum Has Fascinating Pets]]> This is Marques Slocum, defensive tackle for the Michigan Wolverines. He has a Facebook page. And it's quite glorious. More »
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