<![CDATA[Deadspin: Martellus Bennett]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Martellus Bennett]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/martellus bennett http://deadspin.com/tag/martellus bennett <![CDATA[Martellus Bennett Becomes Latest Player To Have Dong Shots Exposed By Scorned Female]]> Last week, Cowboy beat reporters wondered why Bennett was absent from the first few days of mini-camp. Bennett admitted yesterday he sprained his ankle doing "jump-ball" drills. Today, a cellphone pic self-portrait of him posing in the shower arrives. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5596513&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)]]> Our favorite oozing pumpkin Jason Whitlock is forging an Enemies List not seen since the last days of Richard Nixon: Selena Roberts, Serena Williams, Hamstring Stretches, etc. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5315172&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics]]> If you are a connoisseur of sophisticated social satire in the tradition of Mark Twain and Jonathan Swift, prepare yourself for Martellus Bennett's latest opus. It is entitled-simply, eloquently-Black Olympics. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5312118&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[$1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think]]> Martellus Bennett takes you on an informative and possibly racist (just against the Chinese, though) tour of the new Cowboys stadium. Hope you like $14 BBQ sandwiches, Dallas fans! Someone has to pay for those video screens. [MartyBTV] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5293981&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett]]> Our Deadcast guest this week is none other than Martellus Bennett: tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, expert blogger and renowned Twitter fiend. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5271310&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Martellus Bennett's Blog Is A Thing Of Beauty]]> Martellus Bennett (no relation) is best known for his fine performance on HBO's Hard Knocks and his ability to rhyme "Romo" with "homo." Now he's a blogger....and he is awesome at it. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5202682&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)]]> The Cowboys' Martellus Bennett is sorry for that earlier rap, when he rhymed "Romo" with "homo." Precisely $22,000 worth of sorry. So he'd like to make it up to you with ... another rap. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5142146&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys]]> Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More »
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