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				Zach Miner of Los Tigres Detroit committed regicide on the monarchs from Missouri, allowing only three singles in seven innings on the way to a 4-0 victory in Kansas City last night.  How could he get away with such domination on a major league franchise while only striking out three?  How could he know he would get away with allowing so much bat-on-ball violence without much damage?  Let's look at the Royals lineup... Mike Aviles is the best hitter in the lineup? By, like, a lot? Sweet baby <a href="http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/" target="_blank">Rany</a>.  Let's move on.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5040978/mlb-closer-do-not-taunt-surly-third+place-kitty" title="Click here to read more about MLB Closer: Do Not Taunt Surly Third-Place Kitty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:15:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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