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Deadspin 2006 — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:45:53 EDT

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No, We Will Not Pay $1,500 For Brandon Spikes's Alleged Chatroulette Sex Tape

Deadspin Dong Squad — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:20:00 EDT

Some things are worth digging into our sack of scuzz money. The Patriots' second-round draft pick getting pleasured and broadcasting it to random strangers is not one of them. More »

This Is What Happens When You Do Ecstasy At Home By Yourself In Your Underwear

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:35:37 EDT

He actually took a sedative to calm himself down a bit. Then, of course, he strips and dances around with a pacifier in his mouth. Because it's rave or die time, I assume. Mesmerizing. [ViaAlexBlagg'sTwitter] More »

The Ohio State Continues The Glee-ification of America

David Matthews — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:40:00 EDT

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Reader Dave sends in this video of a flash mob taking over the Ohio Union on Monday. When are people going to learn that extravagant, coordinated routines of obnoxious songs only belong on the NYC Subways? More »

Rose Bowl Open Thread: Oregon. The Ohio State University. Hit It.

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:29:54 EST

It's the Oregon Tusows getting scrappy with The Ohio State University Mike Cooper Mustaches. What say you, Todd McShay? More »

I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:20:47 EDT

Well, maybe it's her uncle. A very proud, very creepy uncle. There's a chance of that, right? [Busted Coverage] More »

At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out

Tommy Craggs — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:05:57 EDT

For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity. More »

A NYC Subway Jacker Was Nabbed (Update)

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:00:35 EDT

Could 41-year-old Daniel Corrian be the man who rubbed against that poor girl on the D train? Either that, or there is a subway masturbation epidemic gripping the city. (Update: Not him!) [NYDN] More »

Whine About Boston's Domination (Or Rejoice Over Their Failure) While You Wonder Why This Man Masturbated On This Lady's Arm

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:55:44 EDT

Interesting story courtesy of HollaBackNYC. A case of Jackin' It — NYC subway style. Read and shudder to think. More »

Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

Pete Gaines — Sun, 03 May 2009 12:45:00 EDT

New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. More »

This Guy Is Very Excited About Ken Williams' Offseason Moves

Leitch — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:45:53 EST

It's a Christmas Miracle! Ladies and gentlemen, we present you with the spiritual brother of our friend Mike Cooper ... meet Ryan Drop. More »

Finally, YouTube Of Monday-Cooper, Part II

Leitch — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:15:57 EDT

We know, it's a week-and-a-half old now, but we never did get a hold of YouTube of the gripping finale of the Carl Monday-Mike Cooper saga, and it has been nagging us, since we this whole thing started from YouTube anyway. More »

One Final Monday-Cooper Explosion ... Be Ready

Leitch — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:45:58 EDT

So if you're like us and you spend your weekends doing everything you can to avoid the computer, you might not know about this yet. So we feel like maybe you should sit down. Take a deep breath. You might not be ready. More »

Just Another Manic Monday

Leitch — Fri, 26 May 2006 16:15:38 EDT

Before the week runs its course and we head into our pleasant weekend of barbecues and hangovers, we just wanted to once again salute the genius of CLEVELAND'S INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER Carl Monday, who continues to blow the lid of the cottage "jerking off in a library to get away from one's terrifying father" industry. The more we learn about Mr. Monday, the more we realize he is a savior sent to deliver us from corruption, abuse of power and rampant fornication. More »

The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Day

Leitch — Thu, 25 May 2006 15:15:28 EDT

So a local television station in Cleveland decided to put together an "investigative report" on the dangers of allowing your children to go to the public library. More »