<![CDATA[Deadspin: Masturbation]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Masturbation]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/masturbation http://deadspin.com/tag/masturbation <![CDATA[Reader Robert "Beats Off" To This Czech Woman And Would Appreciate It If You Did, Too]]> We get tips. Lots of tips. And, don't get me wrong, they're the backbone of this site. But sometimes these tips reveal personal details about our readers. Like flicky Robert, who shared his feelings about Zuzana, this intimidatingly vascular woman in the pink tanktop. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5786996&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Man Masturbates In Toy Aisle To Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue]]> According to police, William Black grabbed the SI mag at his local Walmart, walked to the toy aisle, rubbed one out, and wiped it on a plastic light saber. [The Smoking Gun] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5639064&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Poor Chan Gailey Can't Even Get Respect From Closed Captioning]]> Chan Gailey made light of his under-the-radar status in the NFL's coaching mechanical horsey ride, but it appears the TV robot felt obligated to add a little more pizazz to the Bills' humdrum choice. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5453195&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!]]> Welcome to the Deadspin Polygraph Test, where I choose a random person in the sports world and subject them to a series of embarrassing and deeply personal questions, almost all of which involve sex or poop. They can only answer yes or no. Now, I don’t posses an actual polygraph machine here. So I’m going to rely on the best bullshit detector of them all: our commenters. They answer, and you judge. Today, our subject is Will Leitch. Our Q&A is after the jump. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5070921&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Yeah, I Have A Hard Time Keeping My Eyes Open Too Ashley]]> Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5069233&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Breaking: Athletes Also Like to Jack Off to Internet]]> ESPN reports on a dangerous new problem facing that country's footballers: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211406&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Johnny Damon, Grabbing Himself And Having Sex]]>
Johnny Damon beats off in centerfield. At least, I think that's what she's saying. And you know, she doesn't seem repulsed by the idea... not enough to follow Damon home and mess with his war veteran father, anyway. More »
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