Matt Schaub Is A Broken, Morose Man: Your 49ers-Texans Roundup 49ers 34, Texans 3: As you can probably tell from the final score, San Francisco controlled this game. Matt Schaub threw a pick-six within the first two minutes of the game, his fourth in four straight games; he was not happy.

Matt Schaub Is A Broken, Morose Man: Your 49ers-Texans Roundup

This was after his second pick.

Matt Schaub Is A Broken, Morose Man: Your 49ers-Texans Roundup

His third. Oh, Matt. MATT.

Schaub was benched in the fourth quarter for backup T.J. Yates, most likely out of mercy. The 49ers pulled away with a decent game by Frank Gore, who ran for 81 yards and a TD. Colin Kaepernick only threw 15 times, but he wasn't really required to beat the Texans through the air. With Schaub's contributions, the Texans beat themselves.