Mets Utility Player Reportedly Calls His Manager A Cocksucker

The saga of Jordany Valdespin, which began with him taking a fastball to the dick and peaked with him standing at the center of a very Mets-y controversy, has now ended with him apparently calling his manager a cocksucker. Hurray for the Mets!

According to the New York Daily News, Valdespin left the Mets in a blaze of glory on Saturday. A source claims that after learning that he had been demoted to Triple-A, Valdespin engaged in a heated confrontation with manager Terry Collins, and ended up calling Collins a "cocksucker." Things then proceeded to get sad:

The source said Valdespin, in the course of his heated exchange with Collins, also tried to invent an injury and demanded to be placed on the disabled list.

By the time the clubhouse opened to reporters in the aftermath of the Mets’ 4-2 loss to the Pirates, the 25-year-old Valdespin had regained composure, but had tears in his eyes.

Godspeed, Jordany Valdespin. May you and your dick find peace in Triple-A.

[NYDN]