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			<title><![CDATA[This Evening: LOLMets, Now With Rookies Dressed As Cheerleaders]]></title>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Sept. 19, the day we learned <a href="http://gawker.com/5841679/sperm-bank-doesnt-want-your-sperm-redheads">sperm banks discriminated against redheads with impunity</a>. Photo of <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/redturn2/status/115553862198370304">Justin Turner</a> via <a href="http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/09/19/meet-the-new-york-mets-rookie-cheerleaders-photos/">Busted Coverage</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5841897/this-evening-lolmets-now-with-rookies-dressed-as-cheerleaders" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: LOLMets, Now With Rookies Dressed As Cheerleaders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<i>The New York Mets are 13.5 games out of first in the NL East, and potential owner David Einhorn has gone the traditional route and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5836579/the-guy-who-wanted-to-own-the-mets-like-everyone-else-ever-involved-with-the-team-has-quit-on-the-mets">quit on the club</a>. It is, as usual, a bad time to be a sad Mets fan. With that in mind, we look back at the saddest of the sad Mets fans: Seth Fleischauer, the self-proclaimed "Face of Mets Failure." <a href="d">Originally published Sept. 28, 2009</a>.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5837364/deadspin-classic-meet-the-mets-sad-fan" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Classic: Meet The Mets' Sad Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Mets Are Now Losing The Ability To Stand Upright]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1050 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1050 --> The Mets reached .500 with <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=310808121&teams=san-diego-padres-vs-new-york-mets">a 9-8 win</a> over the Padres last night. They're now 57-57 and a mere 17.5 games out of first in the NL East. But on the second batter he faced, starter Mike Pelfrey did not inspire appropriate confidence for the 21,000 who made it out to Citi Field. We'll consider it just a momentary spell of doubt, though: in the past 18 hours, the Mets have done just fine.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5829093/the-mets-are-now-losing-the-ability-to-stand-upright" title="Click here to read more about The Mets Are Now Losing The Ability To Stand Upright">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Einhorn Can Control The Mets For A Dollar, And Other Bad Omens For The Wilpons]]></title>
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				When we <a href="http://deadspin.com/5807004/mets-new-owner-will-bankrupt-old-ones-with-a-creepy-smile-on-his-face">last touched on the terms</a> of the new Mets ownership deal, there was enough information to make fun of the Mets, but a key detail was missing. We knew that David Einhorn had essentially agreed to loan the Wilpons $200 million dollars in exchange for a third of the team until the loan was paid back, a guaranteed one-sixth stake regardless, and the potential to buy a majority stake. What we didn't know was how much more than the $200 million it would take to purchase majority ownership from the Wilpons, and whether the Wilpons would be amenable to the scenario. It seemed as though the most Einhorn-friendly scenario possible was that he would pay for the additional shares at the same scale that he purchased one-third of the team, and get 51 percent control for a total of $350-400 million.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812719/david-einhorn-can-control-the-mets-for-a-dollar-and-other-bad-omens-for-the-wilpons" title="Click here to read more about David Einhorn Can Control The Mets For A Dollar, And Other Bad Omens For The Wilpons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 May 2011 16:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Bad news, Mets: Women and anyone younger than 45 hate your guts. It's true! <em>The New York Times</em> took a poll.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5288255/mets-fans-are-a-bunch-of-decrepit-old-dudes-poll-finds" title="Click here to read more about Mets Fans Are A Bunch Of Decrepit Old Dudes, Poll Finds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Clemente. Great ballplayer. Died in a plane crash. How to describe him? If you're <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KEITH HERNANDEZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KEITH HERNANDEZ" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/keith-hernandez/">Keith Hernandez</a>, living endorsement for the seven-second tape delay, you say the following: "What a great player. And he could fly." Take that, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5277333/john-sterling-still-struggling-to-learn-yankees-lineup">Sterling</a>. [<a href="http://theropolitans.com/2009/06/keith-ism-for-ages.html">The 'Ropolitans</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5279216/keith-hernandez-chooses-the-worst-possible-way-to-describe-roberto-clemente" title="Click here to read more about Keith Hernandez Chooses The Worst Possible Way To Describe Roberto Clemente">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A producer for the Mets television network may have <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SWINE FLU" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SWINE FLU" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/swine-flu/">swine flu</a>, and Carlos Beltran and John Maine both have unspecified stomach ailments. Rest assured this story will be handled with measured calm and forbearance by the New York media. Wait, what's that? "Pig Panic"? Never mind. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06032009/sports/mets/swine_flu_scare_for_mets__beltran_172355.htm">New York Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277147/mets-get-swine-flu-scare-creating-conditions-for-tabloid-perfect-storm" title="Click here to read more about Mets Get Swine Flu Scare, Creating Conditions For Tabloid Perfect Storm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:15:11 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tommy Craggs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Unfortunate Ad Placement, New York Mets Edition]]></title>
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				Well, this can't be good for ticket sales. Couldn't the Mets advertise for tickets on a page with stories about puppies? (Thanks to Matt Leibman) [<a href="http://money.cnn.com/2009/02/27/news/companies/citigroup/index.htm?postversion=2009022709">CNN Money</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5161422/unfortunate-ad-placement-new-york-mets-edition" title="Click here to read more about Unfortunate Ad Placement, New York Mets Edition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:15:27 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Closer: Vote For Pedro]]></title>
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				<EM>Notes from a day in baseball:</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/167889/the-closer-vote-for-pedro" title="Click here to read more about The Closer: Vote For Pedro">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:00:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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