Metta World Peace Reacts Wonderfully To Reports Of His Pending ReleaseS

Now that it looks like the cap-strapped Lakers are going to amnesty Metta World Peace sometime in the next week to save $14.8 million, Metta World Peace has reacted on Twitter in the most Metta World Peace way imaginable.

Presented without comment, because, yeah, we don't know, either:

I just got the news ... I'm so sad!!!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

My news is that My favorite burger spot called "My Favorite Burger" added extra gratuity cost to the vegan burgers.. Worst day ever

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

And then "My Favorite Burger" took away the whole grain buns. These losers amnestied the buns.. Unreal man..

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

They waived the buns because the lettuce put them over the salary cap. I went into the restaurant furious. "No more whole grain buns. What!"

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

Oh yea. Did I finish telling yal my marching chicken joke?

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

We hasten to add that, as of this writing, Metta World Peace has not finished telling his marching chicken joke.

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