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Unfortunately, we could not wrestle away previous soccer mom David Hirshey from his other "job" even though we offered him a drum full of mustache balm and unreleased nude photos of Pele to continue with us. The man simply wouldn't budge. No fear, though, because your weekly footie fix will be filled by Michael Bertin, "Precious Roy" from Unprofessional Foul. Greet him warmly. More »
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