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			<title><![CDATA[Michael Phelps Doesn't Need Your $5,000,000]]></title>
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				We still have no conclusive evidence that explains the <a href="http://deadspin.com/5100025/wherein-we-probe-the-phelps-phenomenon-on-duan">Michael Phelps Phenomenon</a>&mdash;after all, he is just a <em>swimmer</em>&mdash;but perhaps our esteemed colleague Se&ntilde;or Tuffy Pants, M.D., does need to reconsider his conclusion that Aqua Boy is not "exceptionally rich." The guy <em>turns down</em> more multi-million endorsement deals before breakfast (a hearty Kellogg's breakfast, btw) than most athletes will see in their lifetime.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5100180/michael-phelps-doesnt-need-your-5000000" title="Click here to read more about Michael Phelps Doesn't Need Your $5,000,000">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:15:26 EST]]></pubDate>
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