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				 Miguel Batista managed to offend hundreds of Washington D.C. baseball game attendees Tuesday when he had the gall to make a spot start in place of D.C.'s Lord and Savior, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5599916/">the very much injured Stephen Strasburg</a>. Then he went and dissed Iowa.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5600887/strasburg-usurper-manages-to-offend-beauty-queen" title="Click here to read more about Strasburg Usurper Manages To Offend Beauty Queen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miguel Batista Is Now Lamer Than You Are]]></title>
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				Also from a few days ago here, but hey: We were on vacation. We've always kind of admired Seattle pitcher Miguel Batista. He fancies himself a Renaissance Man, writing poetry, performing music, generally being a different bird than your everyday average athlete. The bar a player must clear to be considered an "intelligent athlete" is a low one, and he seems to have cleared it. Until we learned who his idol was.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/363616/miguel-batista-is-now-lamer-than-you-are" title="Click here to read more about Miguel Batista Is Now Lamer Than You Are">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:10:28 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hope Can Be Found In The Heart Of Miguel Batista]]></title>
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				Kids, if you're having trouble in your current relationship, if you and your significant other are finding it difficult to communicate with each other, if you're feeling the spark slowly drain away ... well, only two people can save you. David Copperfield, and Miguel Batista.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/281284/hope-can-be-found-in-the-heart-of-miguel-batista" title="Click here to read more about Hope Can Be Found In The Heart Of Miguel Batista">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:10:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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