Citizens of Chicago, your long civic nightmare is over: Your morning radio "star" Sean Salisbury is no longer haunting your airwaves. The Chicago ESPN Radio affiliate isn't sure what they're gonna do with Salisbury yet — he might end up with the plum spot of doing pregame for Bears telecasts — but it appears they're realizing that, sometimes, radio hosts need to be likable and, you know, able to complete full sentences.

In other ESPN staffing news, if you're one of the 15-20 people who actually have ESPNU on your cable systems, you're not gonna have former "Dream Job" host Mike Hall to kick around anymore. He's leaving the network to "explore opportunities" in Chicago; maybe he can take Salisbury's spot! Because we never watched "Dream Job" or ESPNU, we're not sure who Mike Hall is, but we wish him good luck anyway.

Sean Salisbury Removed From ESPN Radio Morning Show In Chicago [Sports By Brooks]
Anchor Quits ESPNU In Search Of His Dream Job [Awful Announcing]