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			<title><![CDATA[Roger Clemens, Mike Piazza Make Nice]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: everyone is old and mellow and past the bat-throwing incident. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5788724/roger-clemens-mike-piazza-make-nice" title="Click here to read more about Roger Clemens, Mike Piazza Make Nice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mike Piazza Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny That He's Talked To Could-Be Mets Buyers]]></title>
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				 Down at Spring Training in his role as Team Italy's hitting coach, former MLB catcher Mike Piazza fielded questions about his future desires. Namely, he was asked whether he plans to follow Nolan Ryan's lead in the player-to-owner movement.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5777751/mike-piazza-will-neither-confirm-nor-deny-that-hes-talked-to-could+be-mets-buyers" title="Click here to read more about Mike Piazza Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny That He's Talked To Could-Be Mets Buyers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 06 Mar 2011 11:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess]]></title>
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				<em>We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5424331/the-one-where-mike-piazza-caused-the-tiger-woods-mess" title="Click here to read more about The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:48 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Also Never Forget...Sad Mike Piazza Dressed Like Fonzie On A Rooftop]]></title>
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				"Perched mere blocks from the smoky ruins on Sunday, Sept. 16, 2001, a distraught <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MIKE PIAZZA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MIKE PIAZZA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mike-piazza/">Mike Piazza</a> grieved for his adopted city." Christ. [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.9.11/content.7.html">SI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5357633/also-never-forgetsad-mike-piazza-dressed-like-fonzie-on-a-rooftop" title="Click here to read more about Also Never Forget...Sad Mike Piazza Dressed Like Fonzie On A Rooftop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:15:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Rocket That Fell To Earth And Landed On Top Of Mike Piazza]]></title>
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				Jeff Pearlman's "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rocket-That-Fell-Earth-Immortality/dp/0061724750/?ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1237823022&sr=8-2&tag=gmgamzn-20">The Rocket That Fell To Earth</a>" extinguishes the leftover burning embers of Roger Clemens' baseball dignity in one big 320-page stomp. But Mike Piazza won't be pleased with this book either.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5180516/the-rocket-that-fell-to-earth-and-landed-on-top-of-mike-piazza" title="Click here to read more about The Rocket That Fell To Earth And Landed On Top Of Mike Piazza">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:45:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Mike Piazza's volcanic back acne has been discussed <a href="http://deadspin.com/5083367/piazza-convinces-publisher-that-his-life-story-is-entertainingly-heterosexual">on this site before</a> and now, cranky old writer Murray Chass is enlightening us with his own (deleted) tales of Piazza's zit-covered past.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5164923/mike-piazzas-bacne-was-legendary-and-suspicious" title="Click here to read more about Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:00:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual]]></title>
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				One of my good friends from high school had the opportunity to work out with the Dodgers during spring training in the mid-90s. He said the experience in the locker room was memorable because Ramon Martinez swung his penis around like a gangster's  pocket watch and that Mike Piazza had the most disgusting back acne he'd ever seen in his life. "He had to wear two shirts because of all the pus, "  he said. 

Hopefully, Piazza shares some of those stories in his upcoming autobiography, which he just signed on to do for Simon and Schuster. According to <a href="http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6613505.html?nid=2286&source=title&rid=1442401139">Publisher's Weekly</a>,he'll "d iscuss controversies of his career, including the 2000 World Series incident when Roger Clemens threw a shattered bat at him, and the press conference he held to deny rumors that he was gay. The autobiography will also cover Piazza's tumultuous relationships with the Dodgers, their front office and Tommy Lasorda; as well as his former teammates Bobby Valentine, Pedro Martinez, Rickey Henderson and others." 

There is no title for the book at this time, but I'm positive Mike will go out of his way to ensure "Catcher" is not in it. 

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				Mike Piazza, arguably the best hitting catcher of all time, has finally concluded that his services as a very expensive designated hitter have passed him by. He's officially retired from baseball and released this statement via his agent:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5010014/the-end-of-the-im-not-gay+era-is-official" title="Click here to read more about The End Of The I'm Not Gay-Era Is Official">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mike Piazza has suffered through much in his career. One time everybody thought he was gay. He once was traded to the Marlins. Also, one time, people thought he was a gay. It's been a tough life. But now, now he has suffered through the ultimate indignity.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/282737/mike-piazza-is-not-amused-by-your-poland-spring" title="Click here to read more about Mike Piazza Is Not Amused By Your Poland Spring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In response to our <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/arod-the-worlds-free-agent-143020.php">light tapping of Alex Rodriguez for playing for the Dominican Republic</A> in the upcoming World Baseball Classic, reader Gerald Smith emails us to set us straight:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/143085/barry-zitos-suddenly-a-zesty-italian" title="Click here to read more about Barry Zito's Suddenly A Zesty Italian!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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The results are in, and Deadspin readers have spoken. The most likely <a href="http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/oddjack-cultural-oddsmaker/cultural-oddsmaker-next-prominent-gay-athlete-133616.php">athlete candidate to come out of the closet</a> is ... Kordell Stewart! 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133901/your-winner-is-" title="Click here to read more about Your "Winner" Is ...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Polls are closing at 1:45 Eastern Time for our <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/gay-athletes/vote-first-gay-athlete-to-come-out-133672.php">first gay athlete to come out poll</A>. The race is tight right now, and your vote could make all the difference. We'll announce the results later this afternoon. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133885/half+hour-left-to-vote" title="Click here to read more about Half-Hour Left To Vote!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All right, we promised you a poll, and here's your poll, our first ever on Deadspin. The question: Who's the most likely athlete to come out of the closet first, based off <a href="http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/oddjack-cultural-oddsmaker/cultural-oddsmaker-next-prominent-gay-athlete-133616.php">Oddjack's Cultural Oddsmaker</A>, which laid down the odds on five most likely suspects to be the first "out" athlete.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133672/vote-first-gay-athlete-to-come-out" title="Click here to read more about Vote: First Gay Athlete To Come Out?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				With Sheryl Swoopes' earth-shaking announcement that <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/wnba/swoopes-pulls-back-mask-on-lesbianism-in-wnba-133271.php">she was (no!) a lesbian</a>, tongues are wagging (sorry) about who the next &mdash; i.e., <EM>actually surprising</eM> &mdash; athlete to come out of the closet will be. Our friends at Oddjack have <a href="http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/oddjack-cultural-oddsmaker/cultural-oddsmaker-next-prominent-gay-athlete-133616.php">helpfully lay out the odds on five heavily rumored to be gay athletes</a>, picking the favorites, and why.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133627/cultural-oddsmaker-whos-the-next-gay-athlete" title="Click here to read more about Cultural Oddsmaker: Who's The Next Gay Athlete?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We have no idea whether this site is bull or not &mdash; that it just launched yesterday makes us a tad suspicious, we'll admit &mdash; but, honestly, who cares: Someone has launched a blog that's <a href="http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/">only blind items about athletes</A>. If it's real, if it's not real, it's a blind item! Like anybody believes them anyway! 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/125560/what-weve-all-been-waiting-for-sports-blind-items" title="Click here to read more about What We've All Been Waiting For: Sports Blind Items">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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On the list of Things That Make Us Glad To Be Human, this photo of Mets catcher Mike Piazza, via <a href="http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com">Can't Stop The Bleeding</a>, has to be in the top 100. Interesting enough, this was taken right after Piazza learned that <a href="http://gawker.com/news/alan-cumming/good-morning-were-cumming-118905.php">Alan Cumming's new fragrance was out</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/123171/piazza-just-came-here-to-rock" title="Click here to read more about Piazza Just Came Here To Rock">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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That photo to the contrary, we now have definitive evidence that <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/piazzahome1.html">Mike Piazza is not, in fact, gay</a>: He loves Rush Limbaugh. Upon spotting Limbaugh at Turner Field yesterday, Piazza &mdash; whose brother is head of the Montgomery County, Pa. Republican Party &mdash; stepped away from pregame warmups to shake Limbaugh's hand. From the <a href="http://www.nj.com/sports/ledger/index.ssf?/base/sports-0/111691260185320.xml">Newark Star-Ledger report</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108848/mike-piazza-goes-log-cabin-republican" title="Click here to read more about Mike Piazza Goes (Log Cabin?) Republican">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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