Or: a modern portrait of free agency. Let's count Bradley's stops, working backwards:

Ex-Mariner Milton Bradley convicted of spousal battery, could face 7 years

Ex-Cub Milton Bradley convicted on wife abuse, faces prison time


Former Texas Ranger All-Star Bradley faces jail term


Former Padre Milton Bradley arrested

Ex-A's player Milton Bradley charged in Los Angeles with domestic abuse

Former Dodger Outfielder Milton Bradley Convicted Of Spousal Battery


Former Indians Player Milton Bradley Charged with 13 Counts

Milton Bradley reconnu coupable de violence conjugale


Ex-Cape Fear Crocs’ Milton Bradley charged with domestic abuse