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			<title><![CDATA[This Brewers Fan Appears To Have Eaten A Lot Of Peanut Butta Jelly In His Time]]></title>
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				 Let's just quote CSN Bay Area's <a href="http://www.csnbayarea.com/baseball-san-francisco-giants/giants-talk/EXTRA-BAGGS-Giants-make-roster-move-on-m?blockID=713024&feedID=10850">Andrew Baggarly here</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5912909/this-brewers-fan-appears-to-have-eaten-a-lot-of-peanut-butta-jelly-in-his-time" title="Click here to read more about This Brewers Fan Appears To Have Eaten A Lot Of Peanut Butta Jelly In His Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 May 2012 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rickie Weeks Would Have Tried To Turn A Double Play, But He Forgot]]></title>
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				The situation: Giants-Brewers, top of the second. Runners on first and second, one out. Brandon Crawford bounces one toward Cesar Izturis at short, but a chance to turn an inning-ending double play instead becomes a routine 6-4 putout because Rickie Weeks has a brain fart and thinks he just recorded the final out. Melky Cabrera comes up next and bounces out, so the Brewers get out of the inning unscathed. But Weeks still comes away with something to remember.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5912283/rickie-weeks-would-have-tried-to-turn-a-double-play-but-he-forgot" title="Click here to read more about Rickie Weeks Would Have Tried To Turn A Double Play, But He Forgot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 May 2012 10:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brewers Closer John Axford Blows Save, Endears Himself To Media Anyway]]></title>
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				 Normally when a player fails to "take his lumps" or "stand up and face the music" or however else you'd like to phrase "talk to the media after screwing up," he is taken to task. John Axford, however, had a pretty good excuse and let the media know <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-baseball/19020688/john-axford-loses-consecutive-save-streak-leaves-note-for-media">via handwritten message</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5909793/brewers-closer-john-axford-blows-save-endears-himself-to-media-anyway" title="Click here to read more about Brewers Closer John Axford Blows Save, Endears Himself To Media Anyway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 12 May 2012 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[These Brewers Fans Are Especially Concerned About What's On Tap]]></title>
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				 At first glance, this appears to be your regular "colorful" couple, found in ballparks across the country. Then you realize the guy has a bat, and the entire nature of the evening changes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5903973/these-brewers-fans-are-especially-concerned-about-whats-on-tap" title="Click here to read more about These Brewers Fans Are Especially Concerned About What's On Tap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ryan Braun's Urine Collector Gives His Side Of The Story]]></title>
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				Everyone has a lawyer, and everyone has a statement. Today's comes from Dino Laurenzi, Jr., the employee of <a href="http://www.cdtsolutions.com/">Comprehensive Drug Testing</a> responsible for collecting Ryan Braun's sample, and <a href="http://www.espnmilwaukee.com/common/more.php?m=49&post_id=7037">he'd like to clear up just what happened on that fateful October evening.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5889070/ryan-brauns-urine-collector-gives-his-side-of-the-story" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun's Urine Collector Gives His Side Of The Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The conventional wisdom on Ryan Braun's overturned doping suspension is that it was a triumph of cautious proceduralism over substantive justice&mdash;a victory for protocol and a rare (and for my money not entirely unwelcome) defeat for the drug cops. Baseball's testing program caught a juicer, the thinking goes, but the testers were unacceptably sloppy about it. Over the weekend, however, I spoke with someone familiar with the arbitration process in general. He had another theory: Ryan Braun didn't get off because of the merits of his case; he got off because the arbitrator who cast the decisive vote in Braun's favor&mdash;the vote with which baseball "vehemently disagrees"&mdash;was thinking about his own future. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5888592/how-the-doping-case-against-ryan-braun-fell-apart-one-theory" title="Click here to read more about How The Doping Case Against Ryan Braun Fell Apart: One Theory">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Curt Hogg is a high-school junior who lives in Brown Deer, Wis. On Feb. 14, he wrote a post on his Milwaukee Brewers fan blog, <a href="http://plushdamentals.mlblogs.com/">Plushdamentals</a>, reporting that <a href="http://plushdamentals.mlblogs.com/2012/02/14/source-braun-test-sample-mishandled-says-college-teammate/">Ryan Braun's PED urine test sample had been mishandled</a>. Yesterday, the rest of the world learned that Hogg's reporting was correct: Braun avoided a 50-day suspension because <a href="http://deadspin.com/5887840/ryan-braun-drug-test-saga-now-officially-screwball-comedy">his specimen had been kept overnight in a refrigerator</a> before being mailed, violating MLB protocol. Hogg's source was a friend of someone who works out with one of Braun's former University of Miami (Fla.) teammates. The teenager published the report without attempting to corroborate it, which might explain why his story didn't make a ripple for more than a week. Nevertheless, Hogg had it right, and he scooped every other baseball writer in the country. He spoke to Deadspin by phone this afternoon. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5888108/i-didnt-have-to-do-like-a-ton-of-undercover-digging-talking-to-the-16+year+old-who-broke-the-news-of-ryan-brauns-mishandled-sample-10-days-ago" title="Click here to read more about &quot;I Didn't Really Have To Do, Like, A Ton Of Undercover Digging&quot;: Meet The 16-Year-Old Who Scooped Everyone On Ryan Braun's Mishandled Sample">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				At least once over the past few months, you probably heard some variation of this story emailed to us back in December:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5888054/ryan-braun-says-he-never-had-herpes" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun Says He Never Had Herpes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tom Haudricourt initially reported that <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/138857174.html">Braun's appeal was based on disputing the testing procedures</a>, not his positive test. It looks like <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7608360/ryan-braun-wins-appeal-50-game-suspension">we've got more detail</a>, and, oh man: <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5887840/ryan-braun-drug-test-saga-now-officially-screwball-comedy" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun Drug Test Saga Now Officially Screwball Comedy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/140213003.html">Tom Haudricourt of the <em>Milwaukee Journal Sentinel</em> reports that an arbitration panel has ruled in Braun's favor</a>, and thrown out the mandatory 50-game suspension for a positive drug test in October. It's the first time a failed test has been overruled at the MLB level, and it just so happens it's the reigning MVP.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5887814/ryan-brauns-appeal-is-successful-wont-serve-steroid-suspension" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun's Appeal Is Successful, He Won't Serve PED Suspension">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: m35J6TzIjoE --><!-- /videoId: m35J6TzIjoE --> Watch in amazement as the face of Doug Melvin evokes every single one of the jumbled mess of feelings accompanying the loss of Prince Fielder&mdash;to the tune of Adele's "Someone Like You." It's touching, heartbreaking and, most of all, creepy as all get-out.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880182/milwaukee-brewers-fans-are-just-the-weirdest-a-fictionalized-doug-melvin-says-goodbye-to-prince-fielder" title="Click here to read more about Milwaukee Brewers Fans Are Just The Weirdest: A Fictionalized Doug Melvin Says Goodbye To Prince Fielder">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5872774/prince-fielder-could-be-a-washington-national-this-season-and-other-news-around-the-hot-stove" title="Click here to read more about Prince Fielder Could Be A Washington National This Season, And Other News Around The Hot Stove">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We told you <a href="http://deadspin.com/5866948/report-national-league-mvp-ryan-braun-failed-a-performance+enhancing-drug-test">on Saturday night</a> about Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun, the reigning National League MVP, and his failed drug test.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867318/a-guide-to-the-medical-semantic-mess-of-ryan-brauns-ped-case" title="Click here to read more about A Guide To The Medical, Semantic Mess Of Ryan Braun's PED Case">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun is disputing the results of his recent urine test, which is why MLB hasn't announced the result or any discipline. If Braun's appeal fails, he would face a 50-game suspension next spring.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866948/report-national-league-mvp-ryan-braun-failed-a-performance+enhancing-drug-test" title="Click here to read more about Report: National League MVP Ryan Braun Failed A Performance-Enhancing-Drug Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Nyjer Morgan&mdash;or his alter-ego Tony Plush, depending on your take&mdash;is a tremendous weirdo. He<a href="http://deadspin.com/5814963/brewers-fan-tells-nyjer-morgan-to-go-fly-a-kite-so-nyjer-morgan-goes-and-flies-a-kite"> flies kites</a> when he gets prompted by his Twitter followers. He <a href="http://deadspin.com/5810351/milwaukees-nyjer-morgan-provides-the-post+game-interview-of-the-season">gives</a> <a href="http://deadspin.com/5847428/whatever-nyjer-morgan-is-on-right-now-we-want-some-too">interviews</a> <a href="http://deadspin.com/5826899/thankfully-nyjer-morgan-has-continued-giving-postgame-interviews-in-character">in character</a>. He might actually be a little bit insane. And to add to the tally: he appears to be a legitimate fan of the <i>Twilight</i> series.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5859748/nyjer-morgan-was-on-the-red-carpet-for-the-la-twilight-premiere-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Nyjer Morgan Was On The Red Carpet For The L.A. Twilight Premiere Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Edwin Jackson <a href="http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2011/10/16/2493359/in-which-the-bullpen-is-awesome">et al for St. Louis</a>. Shaun Marcum <a href="http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/10/16/2493081/welcome-to-the-world-of-the-milwaukee-squirrels-and-friends">for Milwaukee</a>. They met in Game Two. St. Louis won 12-3. Cardinals win this time, and they're World Series bound. Cardinals lose, and they're bound for a Carpenter vs. Gallardo deciding seventh game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5850208/your-brewers+cardinals-nlcs-game-six-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Brewers-Cardinals NLCS Game Six Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Randy Wolf (13-10, 3.69) takes the mound <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/brewers.html">for the Brewers</a>. Kyle Lohse (14-8, 3.39) does the same for the hometown Cardinals, who are <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/sports/columns/bernie-miklasz/article_a646722a-732e-564e-942d-9aaf6538cbe3.html">attempting to take a 3-1 NLCS lead</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5849671/your-brewers+cardinals-game-four-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Brewers-Cardinals Game Four Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Tonight, Yovani Gallardo of the Brewers will face off against fake-ass Chris Carpenter of the Cardinals in a NLCS tied at one a piece. Gallardo isn't very good against the Cardinals, <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/article_8603ae5a-6e0b-540c-8760-a3be29cf3ee0.html">per a St. Louis newspaper and numbers</a>. Meanwhile, Carpenter "has had hiccups" against the Brewers, <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/delivery-specialists-131567473.html">per a Milwaukee newspaper and less damning numbers</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848970/your-brewers+cardinals-weather+permitting-game-three-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Brewers-Cardinals, Weather-Permitting Game Three Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 At least baseball had <a href="http://deadspin.com/5848394/your-tigers+rangers-alcs-game-two-open-thread">a rainout excuse when it came to the unfortunate-for-ratings start time</a> of this afternoon's Tigers-Rangers affair. It has nowhere to hide when it comes to tonight's next installment of the NLCS, which will attempt to compete directly for eyeballs with <em>Monday Night Football</em>&mdash;and at a time when the unbeaten Lions are playing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848459/your-cardinals+brewers-nlcs-game-two-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Cardinals-Brewers NLCS Game Two Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Brewers and Cardinals faced off 18 times during the regular season, with each team winning nine. Since Aug. 30, though, the Cardinals took five of six. That stat matters.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848003/your-cardinals+brewers-nlcs-game-one-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Cardinals-Brewers NLCS Game One Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Oct. 8, the day we learn that <a href="http://www.abqjournal.com/main/2011/10/06/abqnewsseeker/tainted-yogurt-suspect-expected-to-change-plea.html">it's best just to plead guilty when caught handing out semen-tainted yogurt at the market</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847854/this-year-ryan-howards-season+ending-at+bat-resulted-in-physical-injury" title="Click here to read more about This Year, Ryan Howard's Season-Ending At-Bat Resulted In Physical Injury">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nyjer Morgan Celebrated The Brewers' Series Win With A Double &quot;Fuck Yeah!&quot; Live On TBS]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1364 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1364 --> The triumphant Brew Crew defeated Arizona, 3-2, in extras, and hooray for them&mdash;they won their first playoff series since 1982. Accordingly, Nyjer Morgan, everyone's favorite weirdo who delivered the winning hit, got nuts on Sam Ryan's mic. Haven't you heard, TBS? You can't script October.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847874/nyjer-morgan-celebrated-the-brewers-series-win-with-a-double-fuck-yeah-on-tbs" title="Click here to read more about Nyjer Morgan Celebrated The Brewers' Series Win With A Double &quot;Fuck Yeah!&quot; Live On TBS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:12:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1363 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1363 --> Chris Young stole one from Jerry Hairston on this catch in the sixth inning (although his initial route certainly helped make it so spectacular). The Brewers lead 2-1 in the middle of the seventh.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847851/chris-young-just-made-a-mays+like-catch-video" title="Click here to read more about Chris Young Just Made A Mays-Like Catch (Video)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Plush goes HAM on the Cobra.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847772/nyjer-morgan-says-the-brewers-beast-mode-is-better-than-arizonas-corny-arm-snake-thing" title="Click here to read more about Nyjer Morgan Says The Brewers' Beast Mode Is Better Than Arizona's Corny Arm Snake Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/lookdamngood">Lindsay Garric</a> of OnMilwaukee.com has something to say about this "Front Row Amy" fever business. Here's a portion of it:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847500/lets-start-front+row-amys-best-cleavage-day-with-an-ode-to-all-she-and-it-represents" title="Click here to read more about Let's Start Front-Row Amy's &quot;Best Cleavage&quot; Day With An Ode To All She, And It, Represents">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: 30160466 --><!-- /videoId: 30160466 --> Nyjer Morgan joined Dan ESPN2's son-and-pop show <i>Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable</i> this afternoon. He adopted <a href="http://deadspin.com/tonyplush">his Tony Plush persona</a> for the interview, and also debuted Antonio Picante in celebration of the Le Batards' Cuban heritage.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847428/whatever-nyjer-morgan-is-on-right-now-we-want-some-too" title="Click here to read more about Whatever Nyjer Morgan Is On Right Now, We Want Some, Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Arizona and Milwaukee are down to a fifth and deciding NLDS game at Miller Park, and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5835603/found-brewers-girl-is-front+row-amy-williams-and-shes-enjoying-getting-to-know-deadspins-readers">our old friend "Front-Row Amy" (aka Brewers Girl)</a> has let it be known she is ready to do her part. We look forward to seeing what she'll wear to draw the attention of Ian Kennedy, the Diamondbacks' projected starter, and to the screen grabs that no doubt will begin flooding our <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips inbox</a> once the first pitch is thrown. [via <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/BrewerGirl823/statuses/122005026901200896">Twitter</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847403/brewers-girl-promises-to-bring-her-best-cleavage-tomorrow-night" title="Click here to read more about Brewers Girl Promises To Bring Her &quot;Best Cleavage&quot; Tomorrow Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1313 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1313 --> What is it with you tipsters? You slow down TBS footage of a Diamondback approaching the plate, calling it "That Brewers lady behind home plate," describing it as "Slo-mo, 23 seconds. Fun w/boobs" and expecting it to get posted?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845756/heres-slow+motion-video-of-brewers-girl-looking-down-her-shirt-on-live-tv" title="Click here to read more about Here's Slow-Motion Video Of Brewers Girl Looking Down Her Shirt On Live TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Some good baseball last night. Hell, even the Milwaukee/Pittsburgh game mattered a little, in the sense that the Brewers now have home field in their NLDS. Tipster Steven F. was there to see it. But, he got distracted in the process of doing so. To wit:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845283/forgive-us-for-overlooking-the-brewers-fan-drinking-through-a-horse-mask-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Forgive Us For Overlooking The Brewers Fan Drinking Through A Horse Mask Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				No Met has ever won a batting title, and Reyes is hitting .336, while Braun is hitting .335.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5844716/jose-reyes-is-one-point-ahead-of-ryan-braun-for-the-nl-batting-title-with-one-game-to-play" title="Click here to read more about Jose Reyes Is One Point Ahead Of Ryan Braun For The NL Batting Title With One Game To Play (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Sept. 24, <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/uars/index.html">a day you no longer have to worry about getting hit by a falling satellite unless you already got hit, in which case wouldn't be reading this because you're not alive to fret</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5843467/they-cried-tears-of-joy-and-praised-the-heavens-when-the-brewers-clinched-a-division-title" title="Click here to read more about They Cried Tears Of Joy And Praised The Heavens When The Brewers Clinched A Division Title">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Sep 2011 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1161 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1161 --> "Before the top of the sixth began, [second baseman] Pete Orr forgot to look both ways when exiting the dugout and accidentally stepped in front of five racing sausages. He ducked between Polish and Italian but smacked into Hot Dog. The fans booed the sheepish Canadian, who smirked as an entire dugout burst into laughter." [<a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/20110909_Phillies_beat_Brewers_for_5th_straight_win.html">Philadelphia Inquirer</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838935/now-the-phillies-have-decided-to-affect-the-outcome-of-milwaukees-sausage-races" title="Click here to read more about Now The Phillies Have Decided To Affect The Outcome Of Milwaukee's Sausage Races">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1151 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1151 --> Just about a month ago, we heard from the local broadcast crews as they reacted to <a href="http://deadspin.com/5827532/how-the-brewers-and-cardinals-broadcast-crews-reacted-to-the-ryan-braun-plunking-last-night">the last Brewers-Cardinals skirmish</a> (they were predictably biased). Last night, the two teams clashed again, and loveable <a href="http://deadspin.com/5814963/brewers-fan-tells-nyjer-morgan-to-go-fly-a-kite-so-nyjer-morgan-goes-and-flies-a-kite">kite enthusiast</a> Nyjer Morgan was&mdash;predictably&mdash;at the center of it all.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838408/nyjer-morgan-is-trying-his-damnedest-to-engage-albert-pujols-in-a-middle-school-fight" title="Click here to read more about Nyjer Morgan Is Trying His Damnedest To Engage Albert Pujols In A Middle School Fight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It is always fun when athletes play dress-up, because the idea of tens of men all wearing the same uniform is a kind of dress-up anyway. The Brewers shed their road grays for flannel on their recent trip to Houston.  It was all at the suggestion of manager Ron Roenicke, who got the idea of theme road trips from Joe Maddon. On Friday, the entire team descended on a local Western store, and bought up scores of big hats, big boots, big belt buckles, and lots and lots of flannel.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5837693/milwaukee-brewers-texas-tech-are-both-very-very-texas" title="Click here to read more about Milwaukee Brewers, Texas Tech Are Both Very Very Texas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Last night, it was <a href="http://deadspin.com/5836450/watch-reggie-miller-watch-ryan-braun-trip-as-he-fails-to-complete-an-inside+the+park-home-run">video of Reggie Miller watching Ryan Braun of the Brewers falling face first after rounding third</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836789/yeah-ryan-braun-is-still-hearing-about-his-failed-inside+the+park-home-run-trot" title="Click here to read more about Yeah, Ryan Braun Is Still Hearing About His Failed Inside-The-Park Home Run Trot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Sep 2011 22:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1122 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1122 --> This video comes to you courtesy of the folks over at <a href="http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles/august/ryan-braun-faceplant-triple-reggie-miller.html">AwfulAnnouncing.com</a>, who point out that retired hoopster Reggie Miller and active Brewer Ryan Braun are neighbors in California. Tonight, the former got to watch the latter complete seven-eighths of an inside-the-park home run before falling flat on his face, thus earning applause.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836450/watch-reggie-miller-watch-ryan-braun-trip-as-he-fails-to-complete-an-inside+the+park-home-run" title="Click here to read more about Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Found: Brewers Girl Is &quot;Front-Row&quot; Amy Williams, And She's Enjoying Getting To Know Deadspin's Readers]]></title>
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				We dispatched the I-Team yesterday to solve <a href="http://deadspin.com/5835189/i+team-a-reader-wants-to-know-more-about-the-buxom-lass-behind-home-plate-at-miller-park">the mystery of the lady who sits behind home plate</a> at many Milwaukee Brewers games. A reader wanted to know who she was, presumably so she could spread her joy and Brewers fandom with the world at large.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835603/found-brewers-girl-is-front+row-amy-williams-and-shes-enjoying-getting-to-know-deadspins-readers" title="Click here to read more about Found: Brewers Girl Is &quot;Front-Row&quot; Amy Williams, And She's Enjoying Getting To Know Deadspin's Readers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 19:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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