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			<title><![CDATA[Mine That Bird's Trainer Pisses Like A Racehorse Near Iowa-Area Slot Machine]]></title>
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				"I don't know what I was thinking," said [Chip] Woolley, a 47-year-old who rose from obscurity in New Mexico to saddle Mine That Bird to a 50-1 upset of the 2009 Kentucky Derby. "I messed up. I know I did, and it's something that will never happen again. It's a regrettable situation. I went and met with the Prairie Meadows people, and we've gotten it take care of." [<a href="http://www.paulickreport.com/news/ray-s-paddock/urine-trouble-woolley-admits-to-prairie-meadows-indiscretion/">Paulick Report</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5819147/mine-that-birds-trainer-pisses-like-a-racehorse-near-iowa+area-slot-machine" title="Click here to read more about Mine That Bird's Trainer Pisses Like A Racehorse Near Iowa-Area Slot Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: No Comment]]></title>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like <strong>some creatures</strong> we can actually comment on without pissing off our lawyers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5454591/last-nights-winner-no-comment" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: No Comment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:40:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[So Much For That Guarantee]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SUMMER BIRD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SUMMER BIRD" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/summer-bird/">Summer Bird</a> comes flying in from the outside to knock off <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MINE THAT BIRD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MINE THAT BIRD" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mine-that-bird/">Mine That Bird</a> and end Calvin Borel's shot at a personal Triple Crown. And now, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HORSE RACING" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HORSE RACING" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/horse-racing/">horse racing</a> reverts to oblivion for another year. [<a href="http://therail.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/06/welcome-to-the-belmont-2/?hp">The Rail</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5281632/so-much-for-that-guarantee" title="Click here to read more about So Much For That Guarantee">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				How did <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CALVIN BOREL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CALVIN BOREL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/calvin-borel/">Calvin Borel</a>&mdash;who has a chance to become the first jockey to win the three Triple Crown races on two different horses&mdash;get so good at his job? Because dangerously illegal backwater death tracks made him that way.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5280447/stupid-child-labor-laws-ruining-american-horse-racing" title="Click here to read more about Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				For the first time in Triple Crown history, the jockey who won the Kentucky Derby<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/05/10/2009-05-10_filly_nabs_jockey.html"> may be riding a different horse</a> in the Preakness.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5248027/filly-to-steal-derby-winning-jockey" title="Click here to read more about Filly To Steal Derby Winning Jockey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 10 May 2009 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				NBC's lead race caller Tom Durkin is <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnist/hiestand-tv/2009-05-03-kentucky-derby_N.htm">getting</a> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/03/sports/othersports/03rail.html?ref=othersports">hammered</a> for his I-Am-Yelling-About-The-Wrong-Horses!-routine that annoyed many viewers, especially racing purists, those who had money on Pioneer of The Nile and blind people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5239764/the-kentucky-derby-revisited-follow-the-circle-and-ignore-tom-durkin" title="Click here to read more about The Kentucky Derby Revisited: Follow The Circle And Ignore Tom Durkin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 May 2009 17:15:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CALVIN BOREL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CALVIN BOREL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/calvin-borel/">Calvin Borel</a> has done it again. The Cajun jockey who rode Street Sense to a surprising victory two years ago has won again, this time in stunning fashion aboard long shot <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MINE THAT BIRD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MINE THAT BIRD" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mine-that-bird/">Mine That Bird</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5237504/mine-that-bird-wins-the-derby-pays-50+1" title="Click here to read more about Mine That Bird Wins the Derby, Pays 50-1">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 02 May 2009 18:45:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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