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			<title><![CDATA[The Metrodome Gestapo]]></title>
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People have always hated The Minneapolis Metrodome, and now they have a new reason: It's a Nazi building. So says somebody/something called "Tim's TV," which claims at his/its site, <a href="http://www.swastikadome.com/">"The Swastika Dome</A>," that the Metrodome has a swastika designed in its roof. Just because we've just discovered this doesn't necessarily mean it isn't a wide and vast conspiracy: The site accuses the original dome designer, <a href="http://encycl.opentopia.com/term/Horst_Berger">Horst Berger</A>, of being a Nazi (he is German, but he also helped design such Nazi propaganda as Madison Square Garden and The Gateway Arch) and secretly sneaking the swastika in the roof. Emails to "Tim's TV" have not been returned, though they do provide a phone number: 612 605 1738. So fight the power.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108775/the-metrodome-gestapo" title="Click here to read more about The Metrodome Gestapo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:22:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is the final year for Busch Stadium, the home of the St. Louis Cardinals since 1966. Cardinals fans have a million memories of the old ballpark, but the one that sticks out to many is one that no one seems to be able to document: <a href="http://fuckyourcouch.blogspot.com/2005/07/legend-of-mike-laga.html">Former first baseman Mike Laga becoming the one man to hit a ball out of the stadium</A>. The unfortunately named Fuck Your Couch blog brings up a point we've always wondered: Did it really happen? There is no video of the game, and no one seems to exist who was actually <EM>at</EM> the park when the alleged ball was hit.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/114795/the-trivia-that-is-mike-laga" title="Click here to read more about The Trivia That Is Mike Laga">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:37:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				One would think that the Tampa Bay Devil Rays would be so happy to have someone actually show up for their games that they'd pretty much let them set up campfires in the bleachers if they wanted. Apparently not: <a href="http://www.sptimes.com/2005/07/26/Tampabay/Rays_fans_strike_out_.shtml">They're now kicking out fans for bringing in peanuts</A>. That's bad enough, of course; when the woman is a diabetic trying to regulate her blood sugar, well, it's time to think a little harder about community relations.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/114804/devil-rays-declare-war-on-fans" title="Click here to read more about Devil Rays Declare War On Fan(s)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:03:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
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If you are old enough to have watched the NFL back when Brent Musberger, Phillis George and Jimmy the Greek were on "The NFL Today" &mdash; and Kevin Nealon's famous SNL mockery of Musberger; "Here on <EM>CBSsssssssssss</EM> &mdash; you will surely remember old Cowboys quarterback Gary Hogeboom. Hogeboom <a href="http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/HogeGa00.htm">played from 1980-89, backing up Danny White and even once starting a playoff game (a 31-17 loss to the Redskins). No one's thought about him in a while, though longtime football fans remember giggling at his name, pronouned HOOGA-BOOM.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/114255/hooga+boom-joins-reality-tv-world" title="Click here to read more about HOOGA-BOOM Joins Reality TV World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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According to <a href="http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=94528&format=text">the Boston Herald</A>, the first pitch at Friday's Red Sox-White Sox game is going to be thrown out by Mr. T. Strangely, the big takeaway from this little stunt is that T will be wearing socks. For a guy who we don't remember ever seeing in a shirt, we can't say this shocked us too much.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/113398/mr-t-joins-soxs-regular-gang-of-idiots" title="Click here to read more about Mr. T Joins Sox's Regular Gang Of Idiots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Jul 2005 11:41:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Cincinnati Reds outfielder Wily Mo Pena is one of the hottest young prospects in baseball, in addition to having a wonderfully wacky name. He also has rather curious taste in music. According to the great Reds web log <A href="http://www.red-hot-mama.com/comments.php?id=125_0_1_0_C#comments">Red Hot Mama</A>, when Pena comes to the plate at Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati, the public address system plays <EM>Vanilla Ice</EM>. According to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=atbatsongs/index">the only thing Page 3 ever did that was worthwhile</A>, he's the only player in baseball who comes out to Robbie Van Winkle. (His outfield mate Adam Dunn comes out to the theme song of the WWE's Generation X, which is probably worse, all told).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/111356/wily-mo-penas-ipod" title="Click here to read more about Wily Mo Pena's iPod">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Oakland Raiders. Just that name makes you think of dudes in skull masks, draped in chains, guzzling motor oil and punching their grandmothers in the face. The team added two more malcontents in the offseason: wide receiver Randy Moss &mdash; whose Raiders jersey has already become the league's best seller &mdash; and running back Lamont Jordan, who begged for years to leave the New York Jets, where he was stuck behind Curtis Martin.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109555/those-scary-raiders" title="Click here to read more about Those Scary Raiders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We sometimes suspect that if you told a baseball player that putting a paper clip on each testicle would pull them out of slumps, they'd do it (and maybe even try the nipples too). The latest superstition craze in baseball, according to <EM>The New York Times</EM> (who would know, we guess), is <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/22/sports/baseball/22shea.html?">the orange titanium necklace</A>. That's right. For 26 bucks, you can have a weird wristband type thing to wear around your neck to give you, uh, let's see here, "improved circulation and reduced muscle stress."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109484/those-crazy-titanium-mets" title="Click here to read more about Those Crazy Titanium Mets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This has been out for a while, but we finally heard it today, so we couldn't let it slip by any longer. <a href="http://www.goodsportsrecordings.com/index.html">Oh Say Can You SING?</A>, an album of covers by baseball players, has been unleashed into the wild. Included are:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109003/look-singing-baseball-players" title="Click here to read more about Look! Singing Baseball Players!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				According to our calculations, the only two Kansas City Royals fans left on the planet are Rob Neyer and Bill James (who works for the Red Sox now and is therefore divided). This is a shame. The Royals were once one of baseball's prestige franchises and now, <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=4082">writes Baseball Prospectus' Joe Sheehan</A>, they now have no reason to exist. After their hiring of <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/11779830.htm">Buddy Bell as manager this morning</A>, it appears all is doomed. Quoth Sheehan: 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108948/royals-somehow-continue-to-exist--++-for-now" title="Click here to read more about Royals Somehow Continue To Exist  &mdash; For Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Major League Baseball last weekend hosted the second annual (deep breath) <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20050525&content_id=1062643&vkey=pr_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb">"Little League Urban Initiative Jamboree."</A> There are countless things that are amusing about this. Here are a few:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108934/mlb-is-down-with-the-kids-dawg" title="Click here to read more about MLB Is Down With The Kids, Dawg">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Legitimate question: Is there any point to having sports teams in New Orleans anymore? The Hornets can't draw any fans after just two years in town, the Saints stink and are hated by the five Louisianans who care and now they're the top candidate for the inevitable NFL move back to Los Angeles. <a href="http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/frontpage/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1117002350275770.xml">Saints owner Tom Benson says he plans to stay</a>, even though the city won't build him a new stadium and attendance is way down. New Orleans has never seemed like much of a sports town to us, though, to be honest, the whole city kind of scares us: We've always been nervous we'd drunkenly step on a voodoo priestess' grave and wake up a frog.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108868/the-vanishing-nawlins-scene" title="Click here to read more about The Vanishing N'Awlins Scene">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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We'll be honest: On the whole, we're not really big fans of self-proclaimed Best American Writer <a href="http://www.nealpollack.com">Neal Pollack</A>. (We've always considered him pretty much schtick in a vacuum.) But we must admit, his newly posted <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2119404/">Slate piece on the Phoenix Suns</a> is kind of brillant. A longtime Suns fan, he argues that the Suns are the most likable, transformative team in the league. He points out that Steve Nash reads The Communist Manifesto, Quentin Richardson quotes Hamlet and coach Mike D'Antoni is labeled "Coach Pornstache." All in all, the piece is so strong it makes <EM>us</EM> want to root for the Suns, despite the <a href="http://www.tothebankyall.com">musical brilliance of Spurs fans</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108863/how-the-suns-saved-the-nba" title="Click here to read more about How The Suns Saved The NBA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<a href="http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=84224">Student Suspended For Wearing Arroyo Haircut To School</a> [Boston Herald]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108852/were-sorry-but-for-wearing-arroyos-haircut-to-school-he-deserves-execution-not-suspension" title="Click here to read more about We're Sorry, But For Wearing Arroyo's Haircut To School, He Deserves Execution, Not Suspension">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Danny Graves, the firestarter <a href="http://shawns.blogspot.com/">who was designated for assignment by the Reds yesterday</A>, continues to inspire considerable consternation from his supporters and his detractors. Strangely, his biggest boosters seem to be the teammates whose lives he has made miserable all season; Cincy social climber Sean Casey said it was <a href="http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050524/SPT04/505240382/1071">"one of the lowest points I've ever been involved in with the Reds."</A> His detractors? Everyone else, particularly the entrepenurial folks at the Red Reporter, <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/redreporter">who are already selling anti-Graves T-shirts</a>. We think Graves hasn't been the same since losing that mullet.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108851/lousy-closer-spurs-t+shirt-sales" title="Click here to read more about Lousy Closer Spurs T-Shirt Sales">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Pat Tillman's parents blasted the military yesterday for <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/sports/cardinals/articles/0523tillman23.html">lying to them about the circumstances</A> of their son's death. Tillman, a former strong safety for the Arizona Cardinals, was killed by family fire in Afghanistan in April 2004. "The truth may be painful, but it's the truth," says his mother. "You start to contrive all these scenarios that could have taken place because they just kept lying. If you feel you're being lied to, you can never put it to rest."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108822/tillmans-parents-blast-military" title="Click here to read more about Tillman's Parents Blast Military">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Charlie Muse, the inventor of the batting helmet, <a href="http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20050516&content_id=1051862&vkey=news_pit&fext=.jsp&c_id=pit">has died</a>. He worked for the Pittsburgh Pirates for 52 years, mostly as the traveling secretary (his assistant was not George Costanza). "The players laughed at the first helmets, called them miner's helmets," Muse said about his invention. "They said the only players who would wear them were sissies." Wonder whatever happened to the guy who invented the cup ...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108773/creator-of-batting-helmet-dies-from-something-other-than-a-head-injury-obviously" title="Click here to read more about Creator of Batting Helmet Dies From Something Other Than a Head Injury (Obviously)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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