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			<title><![CDATA[Mitch Williams Tried To Break A Bat Over His Leg Twice, Failed]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: Be7v4whPc18 --><!-- /videoId: Be7v4whPc18 --> This is the type of footage one would expect to see from some gigglers who spell tries "trys." But whatever. You can still tell it's Mitch Williams unsuccessfully fronting like he's macho while sporting a short tie. (H/T James U.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5826248/mitch-williams-tried-to-break-a-bat-over-his-leg-twice-failed" title="Click here to read more about Mitch Williams Tried To Break A Bat Over His Leg Twice, Failed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 30 Jul 2011 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams Ringing The NASDAQ Opening Bell Tomorrow]]></title>
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This is the most incongruous pairing of sports and the financial markets since Lenny Dykstra first emailed Jim Cramer. How did <a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/mitch-williams-ring-nasdaq-stock/story.aspx?guid=%7B32BAF856-8DAC-4BF1-8043-7840F1432D09%7D&dist=hppr">this happen</a>? What in the world has the Wild Thing been up to since his baseball career ended? He started his own <a href="http://www.wildthingsalsa.com/">Wild Thing Southpaw Salsa</a>. Well, of course he did. Mitch Williams&mdash;a Coen brothers character brought to life.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5043061/mitch-wild-thing-williams-ringing-the-nasdaq-opening-bell-tomorrow" title="Click here to read more about Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams Ringing The NASDAQ Opening Bell Tomorrow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:00:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mitch Williams Supports Youth Athletics, Is Not At All Insane]]></title>
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				Former Phillies reliever Mitch Williams has never been one to see an injustice go unchallenged, even if that does mean being <a href="http://www.philly.com/dailynews/features/20080311_Dan_Gross__Mitch_Williams_still_a_little_Wild.html">unceremoniously tossed</a> from his 10-year-old daughter's youth league basketball game for screaming the F-word several times at a female referee. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/366277/mitch-williams-supports-youth-athletics-is-not-at-all-insane" title="Click here to read more about Mitch Williams Supports Youth Athletics, Is Not At All Insane">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:20:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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