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			<title><![CDATA[Carlos Zambrano Mows Your Hitters Down]]></title>
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				A game that was <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Cubs-Astros-will-play-in-Milwaukee?urn=mlb,107534" target="_blank">merely a whisper this morning</a> has turned into a primal scream from the massive Cubs ace, Carlos Zambrano.  Awash in a sea of Cubs blue at Miller Park in Milwaukee, Zambrano roared back tonight from a forced vacation due to rotator cuff soreness and an August well under his best to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=280914118" target="_blank">secure the first Chicago Cubs no-hitter since 1972</a> and perhaps the first to occur in a third-party ballpark.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5049754/carlos-zambrano-mows-your-hitters-down" title="Click here to read more about Carlos Zambrano Mows Your Hitters Down">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nationals Minor-Leaguer Allegedly Corrupts Youth in the Back of His Car]]></title>
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				This charming young fellow is 25-year-old Garrett Guzman.  He enjoys long fly balls out of the park, walking to first base, piña coladas, and a per diem over $25.  (Or so we assume.  He is, after all, a minor-leaguer in the Washington Nationals system, playing in Harrisburg, PA.)  We have also received word that Mr. Guzman may have an affection for teenage girls.  He has been accused by authorities of <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/sports/stories/2008/09/12/nationals_prospect.html" target="_blank">having relations of a sexual and incredibly illegal nature with a 15-year-old girl</a> twice between July 15th and August 1st, <a href="http://www.whptv.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=69c9a7f0-448d-4fd4-b269-8ca0b19ae32c" target="blank">both times in his car after picking her up.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5049500/nationals-minor+leaguer-allegedly-corrupts-youth-in-the-back-of-his-car" title="Click here to read more about Nationals Minor-Leaguer Allegedly Corrupts Youth in the Back of His Car">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:45:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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