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By Andrew Snow (pictures) and Alan Siegel (words) May 17, 2010 1:45 PM 50,811

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Preakness Infield Exposé: I See The Blush Upon Thy Ass Cheeks, Maryland!

Let's begin with Orange Shorts here, who was passed out at 11:51 a.m. This wonderful tableau — calling to mind the seventh stanza of "Maryland, My Maryland" — did not end in any atomic sit-ups. Thank God. Not visible: Orange Shorts's nipple rings and areola-encircling sun tattoo.

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