This hand belongs to some poor bastard who attended Monday night's MLB home run derby, where he tried to catch a Giancarlo Stanton tater with his bare hand. Honestly, I'm sort of surprised this hand isn't in worse shape. I mean, have you seen Giancarlo Stanton hit a baseball?
Update: This was a hoax! At least Kimmell wasn't involved.
— Jordan Jacobson (@JJacobson13) July 17, 2014