<![CDATA[Deadspin: Mr. Met]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Mr. Met]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/mr. met http://deadspin.com/tag/mr. met <![CDATA[Watch Some Dude Lightly Smack Mr. Met In The Groin]]> Tipster Nicholas sends along this video of a gentleman—perhaps Nicholas himself, though we cannot know—tricking Mr. Met into singing along with him to "Meet the Mets." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5818341&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Met]]> Imagine taking your kids to Disneyland, and watching in horror as someone runs up and yanks the head off of Donald Duck. Mets fans were traumatized in a similar fashion last night, as Fox News inadvertently broadcast the live decapitation of Mr. Met, who is seen in the background in this clip of post-debate discussion from Hofstra University having his head removed. What was Mr. Met doing at the Presidential debate? That question is enough to boggle the mind on its own. Sharp-eyed reader Dave Tepel tells the story: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5064346&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mr. Met Will Shield Your Children From Online Predators]]> Watch out evildoers, Mr. Met is now savvy to the ways of the Interwebs. He is ready to kick some serious online predator ass. The Mets are having their Internet Safety Day on Saturday, and there are plenty of fun Internet safety activities planned. I'm pretty sure. Actually I have no idea, so let's go to the story. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5045520&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mr. Met Sez: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta]]> If there's one thing I've learned in this world, it's that you do not f—- with Mr. Met. He has a bad attitude and a collection of shivs he made in prison, so watch out. Just look at this photo, where Mr. Met is saying "Don't f—- with my hos, or I will STICK YOU, man!" And witness the video following the jump, from Shea Stadium on Saturday, in which Mr. Met throws a throat-slashing gesture to a Yankees fan. Could the heated NL East division race finally be getting to him? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5041986&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard]]> You thought A-Rod was the only New York baseball personality out partying with attractive ladies all weekend? You clearly forgot about Mr. Met. More »
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