He may have no concept on when to pass up a shot, but Kevin Durant knows how to party. Come help him celebrate his return to his hometown D.C. on Friday at H20 on Water Street, and remember; Ladies admitted free all night. Open bar, except, as Deuce of Davenport points out, Durant is only 19. So no alcohol shall touch his lips, nope.

The Deuce has called for all area readers to descend on the affair and get photos, which should be fun. But all you'll catch Durant participating in is karaoke. No doubt.

Also regarding the poster: I'm pretty sure that's palming.

Kevin Durant Is Havin' A Party [Deuce Of Davenport]