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				<em>We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2303147">our friends at Slate</a>. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5865555/are-you-ready-for-this-mustache" title="Click here to read more about Are You Ready For This Mustache?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:05:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Does Carl Pavano Own The Year's Best Mustache?]]></title>
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				Pavano, Kevin Johnson, Jim Joyce and UTEP Mascot Paydirt Pete are the sports world's representatives among the Robert Goulet Mustache American Of The Year nominees. Mike Cooper deserves a lifetime achievement award. [<a href="http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheAmericanOfYear-voting.aspx">AMI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5666848/does-carl-pavano-own-the-years-best-mustache" title="Click here to read more about Does Carl Pavano Own The Year's Best Mustache?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:35:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5633717/youre-with-me-tom-friedmans-mustache" title="Click here to read more about You're With Me, Tom Friedman's Mustache">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Sep 2010 09:45:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Is Joey Barton’s Mustache An Homage To A Hooligan Movie?]]></title>
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				</a>  Of course, the answer to the headline question is no, it probably isn't. It could equally be an homage to Freddie Mercury, or the one with the mustache out of <em>Hall and Oates</em> [<em>Ed. It's Oates</em>].				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5616029/is-joey-bartons-mustache-an-homage-to-a-hooligan-movie" title="Click here to read more about Is Joey Barton’s Mustache An Homage To A Hooligan Movie?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nationals Pitcher Shaves Mustache, Gains Ability To Pitch]]></title>
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				 Collin Balester was having trouble. He had a great mustache, but he wasn't pitching well at all. He had beaned Rickie Weeks and Mark Reynolds in the head. He needed to make a radical change. The mustache, unfortunately, would have to go.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5606579/nationals-pitcher-shaves-mustache-gains-ability-to-pitch" title="Click here to read more about Nationals Pitcher Shaves Mustache, Gains Ability To Pitch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In what other award ceremony will you hear the winning entry referred to as a "menacing mouth garden?"				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5394723/pitcher-known-for-mustache-wins-mustache-award" title="Click here to read more about Pitcher Known For Mustache Wins Mustache Award">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The grizzly folks at the AMI are none too tickled about the Texas quarterback's fumble, comparing it to a Greek tragedy. Imagine if <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM TEBOW" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM TEBOW" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tim-tebow/">Tim Tebow</a>, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5339886/tim-tebow-and-his-even-dirtier-gq-pictures">in his corn-fed handsomeness</a>, shaved a mustache. I have. It's called the apocalypse. [<a href="http://americanmustacheinstitute.org/cs/blogs/ami_2009/archive/2009/08/28/the-tragedy-of-colt-mccoy.aspx">AMI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5348403/colt-mccoy-sheds-his-third-eyebrow" title="Click here to read more about Colt McCoy Sheds His Third Eyebrow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Finding Mustachioed Men In St. Louis Will Win You All-Star Game Tickets]]></title>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALL-STAR GAME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALL-STAR GAME" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/all_star-game/">All-Star Game</a> is rife with "bare-faced mortals," so the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/american-mustache-institute/">American Mustache Institute</a> &mdash; bless their whiskers &mdash; is sponsoring a so-called Stache Dash. Find playing cards of mustachioed legends, win bleacher seats. No facial hair necessary. [<a href="http://americanmustacheinstitute.org/cs/blogs/ami_2009/archive/2009/07/08/ami-offering-tickets-to-mlb-all-star-game.aspx">AMI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5311220/finding-mustachioed-men-in-st-louis-will-win-you-all+star-game-tickets" title="Click here to read more about Finding Mustachioed Men In St. Louis Will Win You All-Star Game Tickets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The American Mustache Institute &mdash; yes, it exists &mdash; is hosting voting for the Best Sports Mustache Of All Time. Oh, come on, it's too obvious to vote for Rollie. [<a href="http://americanmustacheinstitute.org/">American Mustache Institute</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/279639/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				It's a sad commentary on the state of the summer sports scene that one of the most important things happening today (other than the Arena Football playoffs, of course) is this <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/2007/06/mustache_madness.html">Mustache Madness tournament</a> going on at Keyboard Quarterbacks.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/273962/if-only-mike-cooper-called-new-york-city-home" title="Click here to read more about If Only Mike Cooper Called New York City Home...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Orioles Get Their Mike Cooper And Carl Monday On]]></title>
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				So the Orioles &mdash; yes, the Orioles &mdash; are off to a blistering start in the American League East, and the explanation can not be found in Leo Mazzone or Erik Bedard. <a href ="http://brssports.blogspot.com/2007/04/stache-holds-mysterious-powers.html">It's in the mustache!</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/254870/the-orioles-get-their-mike-cooper-and-carl-monday-on" title="Click here to read more about The Orioles Get Their Mike Cooper And Carl Monday On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We can't help but notice something: It has been a bad few days for the mustache. Pittsburgh coach Dave Wannstedt is 0-2 <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05253/569231.stm">as coach of his alma mater</A>. Orioles steroid pariah Rafael Palmeiro <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/baseball/12613566.htm">is gonna hide for the rest of the season</A>, probably for the rest of his career. And the patron saint of this, Tom Selleck, <A href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000633/">hasn't been in a non-TV movie this decade</A>. We are expecting Keith Hernandez to get nailed in some sort of sex scandal &mdash; nothing involving cocaine, though, <EM>of course not</EM> &mdash; any minute now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/125001/price-for-mustache-rides-drops-dramatically" title="Click here to read more about Price For Mustache Rides Drops Dramatically">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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