We featured Ahmad Brooks's premature escalation briefly yesterday, but it seems the moment from yesterday's 49ers-Panthers game deserves a bit more inspection. After all, there's not one but two meaningful moments here: the flight of Brooks and the flop of Newton.

Indeed, Cam's reaction suggests he's been spraying himself in the locker room with Eau de LeBron. Who wore it worse, commentariat?

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