We did not have to wait long for the day's winner; dude really wants to get into the Big House. Let's see what else we've got.

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"Notre Dame was my safety school"

With bonus "Golson plagiarized my other sign," amid the other ND insults.

A Champion of a Manti reference

Rudy truthers

"If found, contact Notre Dame"

"Lennay dumped Te'o for Gardner"

Brian Kelly dragged into the Fun Wars

Probably getting drunk on fermented potatoes, that's where

I guess?

White hot

Sponge Bob BURN Pants

What if I told you your girlfriend never existed?

Tebow still making it on College GameDay