http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/mysteries http://deadspin.com/tag/mysteries

No one knows where Jaromir Jagr, 39, the once-mulleted, twice-Stanley-Cup-champion is. (Jagr's planning on returning to the NHL after a three-year absence, and his agent told us to expect a decision soon.) But people have theories. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5817076&view=rss&microfeed=true

Daniel Snyder subpoena target Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post reports that according to FAA data gathered by the Wall Street Journal, Snyder's Red Zone Aviation jet was used 20 times last year from 2007-2010 to fly the 50 miles from Dulles International Airport to Winchester, Virginia. Here's what that looks like on a map. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5812770&view=rss&microfeed=true

Lord David "Becks" "Posh Spice" "Footy" Beckhamtonshire, Third Earl of Harewood, moved to America to be our Michael Jordan of Soccer. But he failed. The Times asks: why don't Americans love people who do things only British people care about? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5327882&view=rss&microfeed=true

From the booby-centric miscreants over at Busted Coverage comes another time-wasting exercise that guarantees you will spend an unhealthy amount of time anaylzing teenage girls on the internet. The New England Patriots announced their 2008 cheerleading squad and one of the newest members is current Methuen high school student Rebecca Lucas. Even though her hometown paper interviewed her, it did not provide a photo. And, as BC notes, the Patriots have yet to give her cheerleading profile the requisite visual accompaniment.(UPDATED with pic after jump) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5012259&view=rss&microfeed=true

The birthday party for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys was celebrated the last night at a Dallas night club where he was joined by friends and family members. Tensions ran high for a little bit when an unexpected guest dropped by and moved through the throngs of people toward the guest of honor. The Cowboys' quarterback became nervous when a doe-eyed , blonde-haired woman with blue icing on her face approached him — should he tell her that she has blue icing on her face? That would be the polite thing to do. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382633&view=rss&microfeed=true