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By Barry Petchesky May 24, 2011 12:30 PM

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If Lenny Dykstra Asks You To Leave Somewhere And Go With Him, You Probably Shouldn’t Do It

Giving Doc Gooden bad advice is like buying the Pope a crucifix: he's received more than his fair share over the years, and probably doesn't need any more. So we're glad he ignored Dykstra's efforts to bust him out of "Celebrity Rehab." [CBS]

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