Did you see that motherfucking kid? He knew he was getting first pick. Knew it.
This is the third year the shrillest owner in sports, Dan Gilbert, has picked his son Nick, to represent the Cleveland Cavaliers. The story itself is a good one: Nick was born with a rare disease called neurofibromatosis, which is a nerve disorder that causes tumors to randomly grow anywhere on the body. He's battled chemotherapy, and he's lost vision in one eye. When LeBron James left the shores of Lake Erie for South Beach in 2010, Daddy Gilbert promised the Cavaliers would win an NBA Championship before James. That obviously didn't happen, because overnight the Miami Heat got very good, and the Cavaliers got very bad.