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By Timothy Burke May 26, 2012 2:54 PM

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Miami TV Anchor: "The Heat Will Play Either The Celtics Or The 69ers"

Miami TV Anchor: "The Heat Will Play Either The Celtics Or The 69ers" Here's a clip from today's Local 10 News Saturday Morning on Miami ABC affiliate WPLG previewing the Eastern Conference finals before tonight's Game Seven between Boston and Philadelphia.

The names of those teams, according to anchor Sasha Andrade? The Celtics and the "69ers." We can't wait for NFL season to feature the Miami "Doggystyles" against the Buffalo "Blowjobs."

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