Sorry, Mr. Orton: There's a new neck beard champion. This photo, swiped by 55 Problems, shows Jack Nicholson with the strangest neck beard we've ever seen. Uh, you'll fix that by Oscar night, right Jack?

Though with Kobe scoring so many points last night, maybe he'll keep it for luck.

Move Over, Koy Detmer, Your Neck Beard Has Been Bumped [55 Problems]