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			<title><![CDATA[An Entire Section Of DC United Fans Planked At Last Night's Game]]></title>
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				Well, planking just won't die. We thought it had, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5821906/planking-reaches-its-inevitable-low-point-with-these-two-dallas-news-anchors-named-chip-and-tim">over the weekend</a>. But maybe soccer fans based in DC don't watch morning news in Dallas.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5823483/an-entire-section-of-dc-united-fans-planked-at-last-nights-game" title="Click here to read more about An Entire Section Of DC United Fans Planked At Last Night's Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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				Remember that scene in <i>Airplane</i> where everyone starts freaking out that the pilots are sick and then, pow, some topless chick runs right in front of the camera? That was the first time I ever saw an unclothed pair of boobies in cinema ... while watching it with my parents. They didn't realize that was part of the movie. This was also last week. I tell this story because it's certainly the first time that the New England Revolution soccer team have been on board with a naked man. That they know of.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5026939/trouser-snakes-on-a-plane" title="Click here to read more about Trouser Snakes On A Plane">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Sussman]]></dc:creator>
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Patriots. Red Sox. Boston College. You just...]]></title>
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				Patriots. Red Sox. Boston College. You just can't stop ANY of them. As if Massachusetts sports fans didn't have enough to tout, New England Revolution midfielder Michael Parkhurst scored his first career goal ... from midfield. Here's video proof that Jesus is simply engrossed in a month-long chowder bender. [<a href="http://www.revolutionsoccer.net/mediacenter/index.cfm?ac=videonewsdetail&pid=28505&pcid=117">RevolutionSoccer.net</a>] (via Fark)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/313271/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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