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			<title><![CDATA[Will Ferrell Introduces Us To The Hornets, Bulls, And Luol Deng's Pet Dolphin, Chachi]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:16:30 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Stern Says That Once The Season Starts, Everyone Will Forget About That Silly Little Chris Paul Trade Veto]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Dance, puppets!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5870206/david-stern-says-that-once-the-season-starts-everyone-will-forget-about-that-silly-little-chris-paul-trade-veto" title="Click here to read more about David Stern Says That Once The Season Starts, Everyone Will Forget About That Silly Little Chris Paul Trade Veto">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:10:59 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[After Five Days In Captivity, A Haggard Chris Kaman Emerges To Assure His Family That He Is Unharmed And The Hornets Are Treating Him Well]]></title>
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				None of the Lob City exiles <a href="http://twitpic.com/7v7rga">look particularly happy about their new workplace.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869360/after-five-days-in-captivity-a-haggard-chris-kaman-emerges-to-assure-his-family-that-he-is-unharmed-and-the-hornets-are-treating-him-well" title="Click here to read more about After Five Days In Captivity, A Haggard Chris Kaman Emerges To Assure His Family That He Is Unharmed And The Hornets Are Treating Him Well">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:15:08 EST]]></pubDate>
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				That's a painful headline to write, and especially inconceivable after <a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7334835/the-sixth-day-nba-christmas">the histrionics that followed the NBA's veto</a> of a deal that would have sent Chris Paul to the Lakers last week. It was a power trip, a violation of Dell Demps's autonomy, and maybe even an anti-trust violation: and as it turns out, a shrewd move by a man inured to criticism.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5868434/david-stern-did-the-right-thing-with-chris-paul" title="Click here to read more about David Stern Did The Right Thing With Chris Paul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:30:28 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Marc Stein is first to the post with news that the Clippers caved and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ESPNSteinLine/statuses/147103516077457408">will include Eric Gordon in a deal for Chris Paul,</a> as long as Neil Olshey says "no takesies backsies" before David Stern can veto. The haul is pretty good for New Orleans: Gordon, Chris Kaman, Al-Farouq Aminu, and Minnesota's first-round pick. Paul will reportedly not opt out for 2012-2013, so Los Angeles is guaranteed at least two years of CP3 dishing to Blake Griffin.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5868261/chris-paul-headed-to-the-clippers-for-real-this-time" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Headed To The Clippers, For Real This Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:18:39 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Steve Kerr Unloads On NBA Owners, Calls Dan Gilbert A Baby]]></title>
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				After three seasons as the personnel guy in Phoenix, Steve Kerr returned to TV because he wasn't very good at GMing. But he has opinions about the league blocking a Chris Paul-to-Lakers deal. They are refreshingly angry and candid and probably assure that Kerr will be staying on the media side for a while.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867424/steve-kerr-unloads-on-nba-owners-calls-dan-gilbert-a-baby" title="Click here to read more about Steve Kerr Unloads On NBA Owners, Calls Dan Gilbert A Baby">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Despite Dell Demps <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/On-NBA-control-of-the-Hornets-or-what-happens-w?urn=nba-wp11582">nominally having full authority to make player moves</a>, it was pressure from other owners (and therefore the owners of the Hornets) that killed the Chris Paul deal last night. So this was never a completed trade vetoed by the league&mdash;for litigation purposes, this was a trade that one side chose not to make. Obviously <a href="http://deadspin.com/5866620/five-bullshit-things-about-david-sterns-bullshit-veto-of-the-chris-paul-trade">that's bullshit,</a> because why would the Hornets <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/WojYahooNBA/statuses/145250883465248769">still be trying to make the move</a>? But it still means that <a href="http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/2011/12/no-appeal-possible-for-chris-paul-trade.html">the Lakers, the Hornets and the Rockets are reportedly not allowed to appeal to the league office.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866789/aborted-chris-paul-trade-cannot-be-appealed-because-it-was-technically-the-hornets-who-backed-out" title="Click here to read more about Aborted Chris Paul Trade Cannot Be Appealed, Because It Was Technically The Hornets Who Backed Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:45:24 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 NBA owners have reportedly pressured the league to kill the three-way deal. [<a href="http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/217181/Owners_Push_Stern_To_Kill_Chris_Paul_Trade">RealGM.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866535/chris-paul-will-reportedly-not-go-to-the-lakers-in-a-three+team-trade" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Will Reportedly Not Go To The Lakers In A Three-Team Trade">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The NBA lockout <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/basketball/nba/12/08/nba.labor.ap/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a4&eref=sihp">officially ended</a> this evening, when the players and owners ratified the new CBA in Manhattan, and everything else has already fallen back into place: The Clippers <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/12/caron-butler-agrees-to-deal-with-clippers.html">signed</a> Caron Butler to a $24 million deal, the Knicks lost out on an opportunity <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/knicks/paul_ing_revelation_b7wqCxOlwO36XUKINE9UoO">to sign</a> a great point guard, and the Lakers won everything. Basketball is back!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866516/chris-paul-will-reportedly-go-to-the-lakers-in-a-three+team-trade" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Will Reportedly Go To The Lakers In A Three-Team Trade">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Chris Paul is a bad person for wanting to choose where he lives and works? Is that really the narrative we're going with? OK.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5864273/chris-paul-is-going-to-go-be-awesome-wherever-he-damn-well-wants" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Is Going To Go Be Awesome Wherever He Damn Well Wants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Chris Paul, fresh off an almost-upset in the first round, took in tonight's Heat-Celtics game with a recognizable cap atop his head and some slightly less recognizable people by his side.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798333/chris-paul-will-sign-with-knicks-and-heat-in-2012" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Will Sign With Knicks And Heat In 2012">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 29, <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/27711258/detail.html">the day "special cookies" in zip-lock freezer bags got real</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796839/deion-sanders-may-have-found-a-new-football+playing-host-upon-which-he-can-attach" title="Click here to read more about Deion Sanders May Have Found A New Football-Playing Host Upon Which He Can Attach">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: CP3 can't do it all, just most of it.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5793626/chris-paul-wishes-he-could-dunk-like-derrick-rose" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Wishes He Could Dunk Like Derrick Rose">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/563 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/563 --> While his alma mater a<a href="http://www.courant.com/sports/uconn-men/hc-uconn-san-diego-state-0325-20110324,0,31991.story">dvanced to the Elite 8</a> last night, Hornets center Emeka Okafor went for some Laettner-esque heroics (too soon?) at the buzzer in Salt Lake City. This nifty shot sent the game into overtime, and even <a href="http://www.nola.com/hornets/index.ssf/2011/03/david_west_suffers_left_knee_t.html#incart_mrt">playing without David West</a> in the extra period, <a href="http://www.nola.com/hornets/index.ssf/2011/03/new_orleans_hornets_tune_out_j.html">New Orleans won 121-117.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5785687/you-may-have-missed-emeka-okafors-absurd-buzzer+beater-last-night" title="Click here to read more about You May Have Missed Emeka Okafor's Absurd Buzzer-Beater Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/364 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/364 --> At the end of a close game against the Nets on Wednesday night, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJcFa2oA5IU">noted flopper</a> Chris Paul turned the ball over with 19 seconds to go and the Hornets down by two. In overtime, he missed the potential game-winner and added a spectacular flop for good measure. Finally, he <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/27482391">"verbally abused" an official</a> &mdash; it can only have been for not calling a foul on this play &mdash; and was hit with a $15,000 fine. Paul, who was was 4-for-15 in the 103-101 loss, <a href="http://www.nola.com/hornets/index.ssf/2011/02/chris_paul_takes_blame_for_new.html">told the Times-Picayune</a> that he was frustrated with his "indecisions" down the stretch and felt "like this was my loss." The flop, at least, was quite decisive.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5758331/chris-paul-verbally-abused-a-ref-for-not-taking-this-flop-seriously-enough" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Verbally Abused A Ref For Not Taking This Flop Seriously Enough">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				At The Hive's Brian Ball <a href="http://www.atthehive.com/2010/12/7/1862259/the-hornets-financial-statements-the-hornets-have-been-unprofitable">takes a crack</a> at <a href="http://deadspin.com/5708313/the-new-orleans-hornets-sad-financial-documents/gallery/">those documents</a>. <em>The Times-Picayune</em></a> <a href="http://www.nola.com/hornets/index.ssf/2010/12/audit_shows_losses_by_george_s.html">weighs in</a> as well, along with accounting blog <a href="http://goingconcern.com/2010/12/new-orleans-hornets-audited-financial-statements-leaked/">Going Concern</a> and <a href="http://www.basketusa.com/news/51414/document-dans-le-secret-des-finances-dune-franchise-nba/">some French people</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5709228/parsing-the-hornets-financials" title="Click here to read more about Parsing The Hornets Financials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We've obtained audited financial data for <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5892227">David Stern's new prize</a>, the New Orleans Hornets. The statements cover 2008 and 2009, and among other things they paint a picture of a team already in hock to the NBA.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5708313/the-new-orleans-hornets-sad-financial-documents/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The New Orleans Hornets' Sad Financial Documents">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:00:04 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Despite their "productive" meeting today, Chris Paul still wants out of New Orleans. The breakup-in-progress has been very public, and very heartbreaking for Hornets fans. So why do we give Paul a pass while we continue to pile on LeBron?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5596775/chris-paul-is-no-less-of-a-cocksucker-than-lebron-james" title="Click here to read more about Chris Paul Is No Less Of A Cocksucker Than LeBron James">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like the <strong>two <em>talented</em> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #neworleanshornets" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #neworleanshornets" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/neworleanshornets/">New Orleans Hornets</a></strong> who had monster games last night. The rest of their team may stink, but at least those guys looked sharp.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5436965/last-nights-winner-two+fifths-of-the-new-orleans-hornets" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Two-Fifths Of The New Orleans Hornets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:45:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The Hornets star was in Los Angeles on Friday. I know this not from looking at the schedule, but from the Tweets - and video - of a porn star who claimed she met him. Intimately.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5389528/peja-stojakovic-has-some-splainin-to-do" title="Click here to read more about Peja Stojakovic Has Some 'Splainin To Do">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Nuggets beat the Hornets by <em>58 points</em> last night, tying an NBA record for heartless cruelty. Why do you make them hit you like that, New Orleans? [<a href="http://probasketballnews.com/story/?storyid=397">ProBasketballNews</a>; <a href="http://www.denverstiffs.com/2009/04/we-need-nene-back-nuggetshornets-game-4.html">Denver Stiffs</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5230978/denver-nuggets-do-not-feel-remorse-or-pity" title="Click here to read more about Denver Nuggets Do Not Feel Remorse Or Pity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW ORLEANS HORNETS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW ORLEANS HORNETS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/new-orleans-hornets/">New Orleans Hornets</a> really know how to entertain at halftime. Attention: Any fan returning a tooth to the snack bar will get a free hot dog and small drink. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/2009/02/27/2009-02-27_hornets_halftime_performer_slams_face_ag.html">New York Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5161836/he-flew-too-close-to-the-rim-on-wings-of-fail" title="Click here to read more about He Flew Too Close To The Rim On Wings Of Fail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Paul Pierce crab dribbled his way out of bounds in overtime and Charlotte handed the putrid Boston Celtics <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20090106/BOSCHA/recap.html">their fifth loss in seven games</a>. Why did anyone ever think this team was good?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5125254/horrible-celtics-lose-again" title="Click here to read more about Horrible Celtics Lose Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This <a href="http://thebasketballjones.net/post/67257598/an-angry-chris-paul">tale of fandom gone wrong</a>&mdash;independently confirmed by Pacers beat writer Mike Wells&mdash;is an excellent reason to make Chris Paul your new favorite player.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5119795/do-not-taunt-chris-paul" title="Click here to read more about Do Not Taunt Chris Paul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>NBA training camps have begun; the season is rapidly approaching. Can you dig it? I knew that you could. And so we continue our previews: 30 of them in 30 days. Up next is a team that's generating a lot of BUZZ! (Sorry. I couldn't stop myself. Again.) They are: The New Orleans Hornets.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5065614/30-previews-in-30-days-the-new-orleans-hornets" title="Click here to read more about 30 Previews In 30 Days: The New Orleans Hornets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who feels like he's watched Spurs-Lakers in the playoffs about a jillion times over the years. Or maybe it's just been Spurs-Whoever. When he's not misremembering his playoff history, he can be found mourning the death of the New Orleans dream </em><em>at </em><a href="http://www.basketbawful.com/"><em>Basketbawful</em></a><em>. Enjoy!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009877/back-to-the-future-for-the-spurs" title="Click here to read more about Back To The Future! (For The Spurs)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.basketbawful.com/">Basketbawful</a> is here to share his thoughts and insights about tonight's climactic Game 7. So come and let us reason together. Or something.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009755/the-spurs-last-stand" title="Click here to read more about The Spurs' Last Stand?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Either the world of NBA fans is going to collectively groan and try to work themselves up for yet <EM>another</EM> Spurs playoff series tonight ... or the Spurs' assault on our senses will perhaps finally end. Fingers crossed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009720/last-chance-for-all-your-spurs-bile" title="Click here to read more about Last Chance For All Your Spurs Bile">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 May 2008 15:00:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We know that the Hornets lost last night, and that the Lakers are sweeping through the playoffs, and that LeBron is kind of embarrassing himself a little bit. But all this playoff business only brings one thing to our mind: Heavens to Betsy, <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/05/chris-paul-is-magician.html">Chris Paul is freaking amazing</A>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/388966/so-youve-been-watching-chris-paul-right" title="Click here to read more about So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 May 2008 13:35:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>We're looking at every NBA Playoff series through the eyes of both Free Darko. Here's Free Darko's look at the Cleveland Cavaliers-Washington Wizards series. Your author is Bethlehem Shoals.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/386561/free-darko-on-san-antonio+new-orleans" title="Click here to read more about Free Darko On San Antonio-New Orleans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who is mourning the Suns today. When he's not being bummed out, you can find him hating the Spurs at </em><a href="http://www.basketbawful.com/"><em>Basketbawful</em></a><em>. Enjoy!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/385545/its-deja-vu-in-the-nba-playoffs" title="Click here to read more about It's Deja Vu In The NBA Playoffs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, would like the springtime weather to actually reach Chicago. It can happen any time now. When he's not ruing unseasonably low temperatures in the midwest, he can be found trying to warm his hands at </em><a href="http://www.basketbawful.com/"><em>Basketbawful</em></a><em>. Enjoy!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/384586/youll-never-believe-what-happened-yesterday-actually-you-probably-will" title="Click here to read more about You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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We're still a little surprised that the New Orleans haven't caught on nationally quite yet. The Saints were an amazing, inspiring story that united the country (other than Eagles fans, of course), but the Hornets still just seem to glide past, with people <EM>still</EM> not quite aware of what Chris Paul is doing. Only one man grab our attention: Byron Scott's son, who <A href="http://youbeenblinded.com/new-orleans-hornets-we-for-real/">drops some knowledge on you in the above clip.</A>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/383990/byron-scotts-son-is-doing-his-best-to-support-his-pops" title="Click here to read more about Byron Scott's Son Is Doing His Best To Support His Pops">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<EM>Over the next few days, Basket Bawful and Free Darko will be previewing each NBA Playoff series. Basket Bawful looks at the Western Conference today, continuing with the series between the New Orleans Hornets and the Dallas Mavericks, which begins Saturday.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381396/dallas-versus-new-orleans-the-mark-cuban-finally-has-a-coronary-series" title="Click here to read more about Dallas Versus New Orleans: The Mark Cuban Finally Has A Coronary Series">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>We're looking at every NBA Playoff series through the eyes of both Free Darko and Basket Bawful. Here's Free Darko's look at the New Orleans Hornets-Dallas Mavericks series. Your author is Bethlehem Shoals.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381071/free-darko-on-new-orleans+dallas" title="Click here to read more about Free Darko On New Orleans-Dallas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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