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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Swisher Has Released A Children's Album]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1028 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1028 --> Yankees outfielder and fountain of enthusiasm Nick Swisher has just released his first album, <em>Believe</em>. It features Swisher on lead vocals with Kidz-Bop-style backup, not to mention special appearances on guitar from Bernie Williams and Barry Zito. Looking at the track list, it's basically a concept album for optimism:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827423/nick-swisher-has-released-a-childrens-album" title="Click here to read more about Nick Swisher Has Released A Children's Album">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Swisher Broke Twins Second Baseman Tsuyoshi Nishioka's Fibula, Patted His Back And Trotted Away]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5NHx8A2G4&feature=player_embedded"><!-- videoId: iQ5NHx8A2G4 --><!-- /videoId: iQ5NHx8A2G4 --></a> During today's matinee game, Nick Swisher's take-out slide fractured Twins second baseman Tsuyoshi Nishioka's left fibula just below the knee. Afterward, Nishioka, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire and teammates said they felt Swisher made a clean slide sans intent to injure.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790041/nick-swisher-broke-twins-second-baseman-tsuyoshi-nishiokas-fibula-patted-his-back-and-trotted-away" title="Click here to read more about Nick Swisher Broke Twins Second Baseman Tsuyoshi Nishioka's Fibula, Patted His Back And Trotted Away">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cockblocked by Nick Swisher!  GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE]]></title>
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				<I>Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase a few heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry.  Off we go. </I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5588971/cockblocked-by-nick-swisher--great-moments-in-drunken-hookup-failure" title="Click here to read more about Cockblocked by Nick Swisher!  GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:05:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Swisher's Soon-To-Be Wife Is A Scientologist?]]></title>
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				This news of potential matrimonial conflict is brought to you by<a href="http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2010/05/will-yanks-nick-swisher-convert-to.html">Bob's Blitz</a>, which points out that <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bomber_swisher_engaged_to_bombshell_S2BKMaG3E0M19EIbgkh9dL">Swisher's fiancée</a>, actress Joanna Garcia, has some ties to L.Ron Hubbard's Hollywood weirdo community.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5550853/nick-swishers-soon+to+be-wifey-is-scientologist" title="Click here to read more about Nick Swisher's Soon-To-Be Wife Is A Scientologist?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 29 May 2010 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl]]></title>
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				As the Yankees cleaned out their lockers, <em>"<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickswisher" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickswisher" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/nickswisher/">Nick Swisher</a>'s teammate photo collage, snipped from Yankees gameday programs and newspaper back pages, remained affixed to his locker."</em> [<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20091107&content_id=7636280&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb">MLB.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5399777/nick-swisher-is-a-12+year+old-fangirl" title="Click here to read more about Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat]]></title>
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				The Yankees lost 7-6 yesterday, and if it wasn't <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/girardi_moves_let_angels_rally_back_kmYu3e6fDYOtOuu0NXwblO">Girardi</a>'s fault, it was <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/10/23/2009-10-23_harper_burnett.html">Burnett</a>'s fault or <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/hughes_blows_it_again_ChopGIRY0L7EnskOcTOE9J">Hughes</a>' fault or <a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2009/10/politi_ny_yankees_cant_afford.html">Swisher</a>'s fault, three men demonstrating an unmanly lack of clutch, unlike the New York media's new darling of clutch, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/alexrodriguez/">Alex Rodriguez</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5388455/yankees-loss-inspires-frantic-search-for-new-small+sample+size-scapegoat" title="Click here to read more about Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:30:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Anyone else getting tired of umpires holding postgame press conferences to breakdown their poor decision making processes? It's bad enough we have to listen Joe Girardi explain his terrible bullpen moves, but this is getting out of hand.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5386724/tim-mcclelland-believes-in-his-heart-that-nick-swisher-didnt-tag-up" title="Click here to read more about Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate Here?]]></title>
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				This is how <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHNNY DAMON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHNNY DAMON" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/johnny-damon/">Johnny Damon</a> chose to celebrate teammate <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICK SWISHER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICK SWISHER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/nick-swisher/">Nick Swisher</a>'s home run on Monday against the Rays. We've seen this <a href="http://deadspin.com/5245626/johnny-damon-shows-the-yankees-how-its-done">before</a>, of course. Still, the mystery remains: What ever could this gesture mean? The I-Team is on the case.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5284752/deadspin-i+team-what-exactly-is-johnny-damon-trying-to-communicate-here" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate Here?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Swisher Likes To Keep Current On His Periodicals]]></title>
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				Oakland A's <strike>pitcher</strike> outfielder Nick Swisher just doesn't have the time to scour bars for leather-clad women in search of a relationship. So he does his shopping by magazine. <a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/nick-swisher-dating-oakland-raiderette-turned-internet-porn-model-danielle-gamba-12227.php">According to Sports by Brooks</a>, Swisher spied model Danielle Gamba "in a magazine" recently, saw that she was from the Bay Area and had his manager find her and set up a date. The two are now "cohabitating" in Arizona as the A's get ready for Spring Training.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/236096/nick-swisher-likes-to-keep-current-on-his-periodicals" title="Click here to read more about Nick Swisher Likes To Keep Current On His Periodicals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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