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			<title><![CDATA[A Wrap-Up Of Deadspin Commenting Highlights From 2010]]></title>
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				<em>Greetings. It's the ghost of David Carradine. The Ninjas would like a word with you people. No admonishments, just accolades. So please listen carefully and keep your wits about you. Remember: pet the cobra once, but do not kiss it. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5719950/a-wrap+up-of-deadspin-commenting-highlights-from-2010" title="Click here to read more about A Wrap-Up Of Deadspin Commenting Highlights From 2010">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?]]></title>
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				So says Carradine's attorney, Mark Geragos, who told the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06072009/news/regionalnews/whacky_kung_fu_172948.htm">NY Post</a> there might be some foul play involved. Geragos was contacted by other media outlets about his ninja theory, but he was immediately banned from commenting any further...[<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/32414">DListed</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5283564/ninjas-responsible-for-the-death-of-david-carradine" title="Click here to read more about Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:00:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[We Think Ninjas Would Make Great Closers, Actually]]></title>
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				You might think of Ryan Dempster as the red-bearded "closer" for the Chicago Cubs ... but he knows himself as something so much more. Ryan Dempster ... <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cubs-ryan-dempster-offseason-includes-training-to-be-ninja-and-harry-caray-impersonator-12450.php">ninja!</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/246266/we-think-ninjas-would-make-great-closers-actually" title="Click here to read more about We Think Ninjas Would Make Great Closers, Actually">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:00:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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