Down Go the Liverpudlians!

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Down Go the Liverpudlians!

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Hey, wow, Liverpool lost to, uh, Barnsley. That sounds like an upset, I think. Don't ask me, I'm a red-blooded blinkered American simian who don't truck no foreigner sports. I'm sure the losers all groused and said things like "poxy" and called each "prats" and ate bad food with their jagged teeth. I'm secure in my inaccurate stereotypes, thank you.

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