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				When we last left our intrepid yet suspended NFL hero, which was yesterday, we were speculating the possibility of <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/rasslin/will-they-make-it-rain-on-pac-mans-face-288147.php">wrestlers exacting revenge on Pacman Jones</a> for what one of Jones' lackeys did to a strip club bouncer-slash-wrestling hopeful. So either the Tennessee Titans are afraid something might happen to him during these rasslin' matches, or they just don't want Jones to earn any sort of paycheck this year.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/288490/titans-to-pacman-you-shant-pretend-wrestle" title="Click here to read more about Titans To Pacman: You Shant Pretend Wrestle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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