Thank you for letting me play in your sandbox today. I have no idea what any of you are talking about! That being said, you dudes were great. I hope it's not awkward when we run into each other later!

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From AJ:

Big gay slow clap for Choire Sicha!

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Your editors for NFL opening weekend are...

Saturday: Cajun Boy
Sunday: The Nashtern (BREAK HIM IN)

Now go rock some shit.