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By Deadspin I-Team Oct 29, 2009 12:00 PM

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Waiting In Line For The Sports Guy

ESPN's Bill Simmons brought his "The Book of Basketball" signing tour to annoying East Village bar Professor Thom's last night and our NYC Deadspin operatives waited in line so we wouldn't have to. Bless their little hearts.

Tears, anger, underage drinking. Last night apparently had it all. Pictures and stories from the front lines ahead. Everything [sic] of course.

[Top photo from David, aka "Cecil's Wielder"]
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