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Imagine, for a moment, that you're Bart Starr, a legendary quarterback, a hero to those who wear processed curds on their head, pretty much an all around prince of the planet. You're 72 years old; you just want to sign your merchandise, make sure your bladder's still working properly and sneak in an occasional nap before "Wheel Of Fortune" comes on at 5:30. And all of a sudden you start receiving these letters in the mail from an 81-year-old woman named Ruby who says he owes her $2 million for damages inflicted on her in 1966. More »
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