This post was supposed to be about how Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo, in L.A. for his team's preseason, baddy flubbed the first pitch at last night's Yankees-Dodgers game, and somehow was gifted a second pitch. But fuck all that. This post is about Yasiel Puig.

Because I cannot stop watching Puig juggling a baseball with Cristiano Ronaldo before the first pitch. Puig is good at everything. Puig is probably the antichrist.