Whomever posted oldie-but-goodie "When Wild Turkeys Attack Indian People" two years ago claimed it was shot in Cherry Hill, NJ. I grew up across the mighty Cooper River from Cherry Hill, NJ and never seen no turkeys sprinting down the sidewalks. But whatever.

Here's hoping two get free and exact vengeance somewhere on Thursday. Bonus points if vengeance is exacted on bro there who laughed while a mother and child quivered in their are-these-birds-going-to-kill-us shoes.

When Wild Turkeys Attack Indian People [YouTube]