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By Jack Dickey Apr 5, 2011 11:30 PM

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Watch Andruw Jones Get Hit With A Bunch Of Onion Rings

Watch Andruw Jones Get Hit With A Bunch Of Onion Rings Sweet justice for all those Braves and Dodgers fans who watched Jones pork up while on big contracts. And Jones says, "Sweet justice? I wanted sweet relish!" Twins win, 5-4, in extras, after Rafael Soriano and co. offered the first of many delightful late-inning implosions to come this season. [Video via Mocksession]

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